Hey, you suck balls (continued):

Fairweather fans. Do you know how ridiculous and sorryass you are? Your team has been run into the ground by the sexual harassment-prone team president and coach, and will be bogged down by huge contracts for years to come (being paid to players who haven’t been on your roster in years)

and yet you go to games, decked out in your blue and orange gear, not sure which team is yours or who the home team is playing…you boo when everyone else boos and cheer when everyone else cheers. and while giving a standing ovation over something one of those guys in shorts down there did (because everyone else around you is standing and clapping), how soon you forgot that just two days ago, you were booing the same people so lustily it seemed like you knew why and who you were booing.

the only “fans” (and i use the term loosely) more sorryass than you are the b-list celebrities with fake boobs on the other side of the country, trying to get on TV and attending games in the hopes of getting some publicity.