some more jazz terminology:

korver for 3…korgasm!

lol

Word of the Day:

KBA (kay-bee-ay) abbreviation. Kobe Bryant Assist. Imaginary statistical unit awarded each time a player’s missed shot results in an offensive rebound for a teammate.

Usage example: Kobe Bryant had a double-double last night: 35 points and 17 KBAs.

Word History: Another original creation of the Basketbawful Staff. The KBA is based on Kobe’s assertion that his many missed shots are actually “rebounding opportunities” for the other Lakers, which is, in reality, just a justification for his prolific ball-hoggery.

Three straight losses and I am overcome with the desire to either 1) kick something angrily or 2) bang my head against the wall.

Once again, I have to take solace in the box scores aka stats achieved by my fantasy players. I hate having to do that. I’d rather everyone on the Jazz get mediocre stats and we get the W.

(Speaking of the Jazz and mediocre: the latest nickname to pop up on jazzfanz.com: Mediokur)

Anyway, a big thank you goes out to John Salmons yesterday, even though just a month ago I’d never heard of you, and even though even now I’m not really sure who you are, for saving my sanity.

Love these nicks:

Irk Nowitzki, cuz he don’t got no D…
and perhaps lesser known (to people who don’t frequent jazzfanz.com):
Ason Hart, cuz he don’t got a J

Does that mean that Dwill is Jjason Kidd, bc he is supposedly J-Kidd with a jumper?