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Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

March 18, 2014
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

good lord Jazz uniforms are ugly
by stats-teacher on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:11 PM

ugh i hate listening to harpring
by sohum on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:31 PM

Asik is shooting below 50.0% this season.
But he attempts all his shots at the rim. Wtf

by KLP713 on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:17 PM

asik is
So damn terrible around the rim, my goodness!

by KeriTheCreoleTexan on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:18 PM

i think i have a higher vertical than asik
and this is after 3 straight years of knee surgery

by sohum on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:33 PM

we should be up by 30
but Asik

by H&Hguy on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:34 PM

poor asik lol
by TexansAddict on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:35 PM

jazz can’t hit the side of a barn
by rheemixed on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:57 PM

Our white guy
is better than their white guy

by HennyAndCheetos on Mar 17, 2014 | 7:59 PM

it’s the Jazz, which Whit…wait they only have 2 white guys on the team?
by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:00 PM


When did
Richard Jefferson go from “Richard Jefferson Expiring Contract” to “Richard Jefferson Useful Veteran?”

by the renegade on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:04 PM

when he got on a team full of less than ready NBA player
by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:05 PM

This is fun to watch.
Beating the shit out of the Jazz will never get old.

by Bobbythegreat on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:30 PM

Why do the Jazz keep biting T-jones fake?
Shouldn’t they get the memo about T-jones shooting?

by Also Sprach Zarathustra on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:34 PM

Jazz bit on like 5 TJ fakes from 3point line
just sad

by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:34 PM

6……….
by tkrieger on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:36 PM


I’d Rather See Moving Screens…….
…than no screens.

by tkrieger on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:51 PM

^this
by HFL21 on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:52 PM

Bev + Lin = destruction
by stats-teacher on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:51 PM

The 2 PG lineup of Bev and Lin is ridiculous.
by KLP713 on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:51 PM

Playing shitty teams
cures all ails.

by Bobbythegreat on Mar 17, 2014 | 8:52 PM

Ian Clark is actually a tremendous shooter
not showing it though, doesn’t shoot

by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:02 PM

Canaan time?
by TexansRocketsStros on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:03 PM

Canaan Time.
by KLP713 on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:04 PM


Terrence Jones Looks Like………
Blake Griffin………..

by tkrieger on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:06 PM

Damn Brandon Rush got real fat
that Rush or Jrich

by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:07 PM

eat it, matt harpring!
choke on it!

by sohum on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:10 PM

^^^^^^This
by Michael 2k on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:10 PM

if Harpring was here I would smack him with my Corona bottle
by stats-teacher on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:11 PM

We’re just embarrassing them now
by Michael 2k on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:10 PM

We’ve Doubled the Season Total For………….
Moving screens…………

by tkrieger on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:19 PM

we’re up 40? didn’t even notice
by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:19 PM

Jazz just sucks on scoring in this game
Fast break points off steals expands the gap like nothing

by LoveGreatPasses on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:20 PM


JL3 punching
expect some suspensions

by sohum on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:22 PM

lol JLIII
was looking to get clowned

by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:22 PM

Garcia would have fucked him
up.

by Bobbythegreat on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:23 PM

lol JL3 would have been knocked the eff out
don’t mess with garcia

by sohum on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:23 PM

lol Garcia was gonna go at that little shit for being a bad sport
by H&Hguy on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:23 PM

Lucas pushed Garcia and of course this is Garcia we’re talking about
Most likely player on the Rockets to seriously fuck you up

by bt20 on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:25 PM

The man with the ultimate death stare?!
Is Lucas dead?

by KLP713 on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:29 PM

Come on JLIII, why you gotta pull that clown move at your home town
you got your start with Rockets

by NVP on Mar 17, 2014 | 10:25 PM

then he stomped off the court screaming
“this is my city”.
you’re not good enough for your city, soz.

by sohum on Mar 17, 2014 | 10:26 PM

the shot chart is gonna send Morey to a strip club tonight. . . . . . .

shot chart

by stats-teacher on Mar 17, 2014 | 9:36 PM

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