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Utah Jazz vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 22, 2014
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Soooo how many dunks will Jeremy Evans brick tonight?
why do I tempt fate?

by zebano on Jan 21, 2014 | 7:45 PM

Please no Matt Harpring
by shoebobs on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:00 PM

there he is
by A-Hole on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:01 PM

:(
by shoebobs on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:02 PM

I don’t like this man
by shoebobs on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:02 PM

lol @ gordon hayward’s haircut
by keylimekai on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:01 PM

Harpring owns the most punchable face I’ve ever seen
by A-Hole on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:05 PM


again with these weird costumes?
by SlowBreak on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:12 PM

I’m considering boycotting this one by not watching my free illegal stream..
simply because of these zubaz-striped short-sleeved-wet-suit-looking abominations.

by GDG on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:17 PM

Sleeves.
Why.

by CaliWolf on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:18 PM

Kanter has no hope.
At all.

by CaliWolf on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:25 PM

Shved’s nose is fucking cracked open
No call. No stopped play.
……………
I just…..sometimes….like…….ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:35 PM

these refs are sadists
by FreeDieng on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:36 PM

Someone get a .gif of Love’s monster slam while Shved is bleeding profusely on the ground
by shoebobs on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:37 PM

Love stuffs his stats
Whilst Shved expires from blood loss only feet away…

by Pacific. on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:38 PM

#leadership
by zebano on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:39 PM


Not that there was any real question that KFC is racist
But I’m watching the Utah feed and it was the first time I have seen a white family in any of their recent run of commercials. Coincidence?

by Peksecutioner on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:38 PM

these Jazz commentators are unbearably obtuse
by Peksecutioner on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:41 PM

we are making that gobert guy look like roy hibbert
by rgreen16 on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:43 PM

Utah’s perimeter D is so bad we are getting inside incredibly easily.
We just can’t figure out how to get it over/around Gobert

by CaliWolf on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:44 PM

It is Burke…right?
Not Burkes?

by kcoryell on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:47 PM

Alec Burks
by keylimekai on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:48 PM

Alec Burks
Trey Burke

by CaliWolf on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:48 PM

One of each
by Ailuridae on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:48 PM


PPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
by jacob9 on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:48 PM

can you imagine Pek jumping up in the air
and then landing on you?

by SlowBreak on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:48 PM

John Lucas is pretty much the same size as me
ouch

by jacob9 on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:49 PM

Brave man.
Stupid man. Brave though.

by CaliWolf on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:49 PM

I almost wanted Pek to miss one of those FTs
thought Lucas earned that.

by Eric in Madison on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:49 PM

No kidding.
A pedestrian and a semi came to mind at the sight of that one.

by Dogpile on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:51 PM

Wow he lived
kudos to that guy, takes some Sam Cassell sized ones to stand in the way of that

by holymackerel on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:49 PM


Marvin Williams can’t guard Love.
Like, at all.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 21, 2014 | 8:53 PM

Kind of sad seeing Richard Jefferson ending his career like this
nice game tonight though

by Ailuridae on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:00 PM

It’s not sad at all, eff Richard Jefferson.
He blows.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:01 PM

I honestly didn’t know he was still playing until the game on Saturday
by zebano on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:01 PM

Alexey Shved with fractured nose. Will not return to action tonight.
— Timberwolves PR (@Twolves_PR) January 22, 2014

by SlowBreak on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:10 PM

That shvucks.
I wish him a speedy recovery.

by GDG on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:11 PM

alec burks has claws
by keylimekai on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:36 PM

This game is the bloodiest.
by GDG on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:37 PM

I guess Burks is a biter.
by GDG on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:38 PM

Got blood to clean up? Bring out a little girl…
by PoundFoolish on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:39 PM

hay wife


JJ might have an inch on their backup pg
how often does that happen

by holymackerel on Jan 21, 2014 | 9:41 PM

Every Jazz fan looks alike.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 21, 2014 | 10:01 PM

That’s pretty racist.
by PoundFoolish on Jan 21, 2014 | 10:02 PM

I was hoping to provide a visual
but google image search has failed me. My search keywords were 1990 white guy

by bheidge on Jan 21, 2014 | 10:04 PM

However
A picture of Luke Walton was near the top

by bheidge on Jan 21, 2014 | 10:06 PM

We beat the Jazz twice!
And all it took was a considerable blood sacrifice.

by Spanish_Inquisition on Jan 21, 2014 | 10:17 PM

It was a bloodbath.
by GDG on Jan 21, 2014 | 10:18 PM

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