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January 18, 2014
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Detroit Bad Boys.

I know all the attention is on Trey Burke’s homecoming, but this is a homecoming for Opponent Game Thread too. Detroit Bad Boys is where it all started.

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TREY BURKE YOU GUYS!
by brgulker on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:11 PM

TREY BURKE!
by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:12 PM

TREY
BURKE

by jayod on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:30 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:45 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:46 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:46 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:46 PM

B
by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:46 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:46 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:46 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:46 PM

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by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:47 PM

REYTAY URKEBAY
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:47 PM

BURKE….TREY BURKE.
by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:55 PM

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(copy and then paste here in the “binary to decode” section, if you wish)

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 5:57 PM

Terrific
Righteous
Excellent
Yowza!

Beautiful
Unreal
Rockin’
Kickin’
Effervescent

by jayod on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:02 PM

And now a Trey Burke Haiku.
Trey Burke is Trey Burke
Trey Burke is Trey Burke is Trey
Trey Burke is Trey Burke

by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:06 PM

TREY BURKE
TREY BURKE was nearly a Piston
Our future was going to gliston
HES PERFECT YOU SEE
screamed all DBB
But Joe Dumbars just wouldn’t LISTON!

by jayod on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:11 PM

Burke

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:03 PM

ALFONSO CLARK BURKE III
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:08 PM

Y7ZWLio

by Iron Sheik on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:12 PM

1200px-Tray.agrbirkenstock

by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:52 PM

Green Sandal?
by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:54 PM

TRAY BIRK
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:55 PM

Lime Hippie Shoe?
by The Boourns on Jan 17, 2014 | 6:58 PM

Plastic leather and cork?
by jayod on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:00 PM

STOP BEING BLASPHEMOUS TO THE ALMIGHTY
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:02 PM


Doesn’t Trey Burke play for the Jazz?
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:11 PM

Not in our hearts <3
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:13 PM

TREY BURKE!
that seems unlikely, given how much we talk about him here.

by jayod on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:27 PM

HOW MUCH BURKE WOULD A TREY BURKE BURKE IF A TREY BURKE COULD TREY BURKE
by Mike Payne on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:22 PM

Silly question.
You should know that Trey can, in fact, Trey Burke.

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:26 PM

I’m just waiting for a Jazz fan to walk in on our Trey Burke orgy and say
“…”

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:32 PM

trey burke
gonna wait outside the palace tonight to try and touch the hem of his garment

by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:33 PM

Can you get some of his sweat in a jar and send it to me?
Maybe a hair? Some toenails?

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:36 PM

Was Burke named after the 3-point shot or was the “trey” named after Burke?
by Mike Payne on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:37 PM


trey burke
who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi

by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:39 PM

does he chew up said scampi and spittle it into his youngling’s mouth
for sustenance?

by Mike Payne on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:40 PM

This reminds me
There’s a picture of Trey and his girl on twitter… And some very jealous girls commented on it. It’s quite funny.
I’d link it if my iPad wasn’t being stupid.

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:42 PM

trey burke
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:44 PM


Anyone else afraid they’ll smash their computer/TV when Mo inevitably trots out Charlie V instead of Jorts and Jonas?
Anyone else sure they’ll do it after CV clanks his second three in his first thirty seconds on the court?

by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:42 PM

I don’t know.
i’ll probably be busy getting off to Watching Trey Burke.

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:44 PM

does TREY BURKE have a nickname?
I think Moose is one of the best nicknames in the NBA.

by jayod on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:43 PM

trey burkes nicknames
wonderful counselor, prince of peace, the lamb of god

by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:45 PM

Alfonso Clark Burke
nicknamed “Trey”

by Rusty_Shackleford on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:47 PM

Alfonso Clark Burke III, to be exact.
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:48 PM

Trey Burke is too awesome for a nickname
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:49 PM


Even Trey’s misses are heavenly
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:53 PM

Rod-NEY! (trey burke) Stuck-EY
by jayod on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:58 PM

this thread is already a night of magic.
by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 7:59 PM

The magic that is Trey Burke
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:00 PM

i think im going to start speaking in tongues
by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:00 PM

Remember that one Jazz fan who came on here saying Kanter was elite and way better than Drummond?
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:04 PM

i hoping kanter does pull a valununcias on dre tonight. Kanter is an inferior player tho, no doubt.
by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:06 PM

I don’t watch the Jazz all that much.
But every “expert” says that Kanter and Favors can’t play together.
Obviously, Kanter is not better than Drummond, but it’s weird that the Jazz were looking to build around those two, and now Kanter comes off the bench with Williams playing PF.

by JP423 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:06 PM


I hate you Josh Smiff…
by bcrew13 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:04 PM

Go fuck yourself Bynum
by Goose15 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:12 PM

Not a good night for Monroe.
by Trout Jefferson on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:13 PM

Wow Bynum holy shit you suck
by Goose15 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:14 PM

why the hell has bynum played more than 6 minutes already???
by tile on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:15 PM

CV chucks with such reckless abandon.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:16 PM

Enes looks like he’s wearing a hair helmet.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:18 PM

If we could trade Villanueva for a Buck I would do it.
Not like a dollar Buck, I mean like a Buck the Animal. Like the Milmaukee Bucks type of bucks animals.

by OrangeBlackStripes on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:19 PM

I’d trade him for a literal buck
buck and moose? excellent.

by brgulker on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:21 PM

Yeah, exactly. We could have enough strength to knock out 2 Bulls LOL
by OrangeBlackStripes on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:23 PM

I’d pay to see him gone.
by christiaanl on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:29 PM


Hi guys, checking in! Hope we get this one, how’s been the game so far?
by BigBensFro on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:24 PM

TREY BURKE
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:24 PM

holy shit CV
you suck!

by grantlp13 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:25 PM

AWESOME PERIMETER DEFENSE GUYS!
by brgulker on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:26 PM

It’s the Trey Burke effect.
Everyone else is staring at his beauty.

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:28 PM

For someone with so much swag, Jennings looks so timid out there.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:27 PM

Let’s just hope he loses all confidence.
He could be pretty good then.

by MrHappyMushroom on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:28 PM

Drummond getting outplayed/outhustled by Kanter
by Rusty_Shackleford on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:28 PM

CV’s arms look so soft and supple, like a pillow.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:30 PM

a pillow full of poop that can’t play basketball, then.
by BigBensFro on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:31 PM


Where is Chauncey?
by Goose15 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:31 PM

he’s napping dont wake him he old
by bonerici on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:31 PM

Fuck you, Josh Smith!
by Rusty_Shackleford on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:34 PM

I’m really starting to hate this team. Even Dre seems less likable, which I didn’t think was even possible.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:41 PM

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!! DO NOT TALK ABOUT DRE LIKE THAT
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:45 PM

Josh Smith makes me hate basketball.
Seriously, I hate watching basketball when Josh Smith is playing.

by brgulker on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:49 PM

So………….Trey Burke?
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:51 PM

Let’s get Burkey up in here!
TREY BURKE

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:51 PM

Nice D Josh
you dbag

by Kornkat2020 on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:56 PM

Well at least we have franchise cornerstone Josh Smith
by Justin Lambregtse on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:56 PM

Justin,
we all got a grave stone not a corner stone we needed.

by fubb on Jan 17, 2014 | 11:37 PM


Is there a more ugly sounding backcourt duo than “Burke-Burks”
It sounds like puking. (NO Bynum – Jennings doesn’t count, it’s ugly basketball, but it doesn’t SOUND that bad.)

by BigBensFro on Jan 17, 2014 | 8:59 PM

Favours is killing us down low. It looks like he’s 9 feet tall out there.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:01 PM

Favors*
DANG IT, CANADA.

by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:02 PM

All of our big men look completely disinterested tonight
by Sean_Corp on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:02 PM

this is so pathetic.
by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:05 PM

It ain’t over til Charlie Villanueva sings
by Rusty_Shackleford on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:09 PM

dont look now
but im fashioning a noose

by dandresden on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:10 PM

Bynum is a malignancy
by beelze on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:09 PM

Josh Smif if carconogenic
by beelze on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:12 PM


are we down by 30 against the worst team in the entire western conference?
what is this garbage

by bonerici on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:16 PM

nope, only 24
Don’t be so dramatic

by Sean_Corp on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:17 PM

oh ok. just 24.
Good grief.

by bonerici on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:18 PM

29 points now
by bonerici on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:27 PM

I honestly am cheering for Burke at this point
I’m pretty sure Siva’s better at defense than most of the Pistons, but if he’s not good enough to dress, I’m rooting for Burke.

by kathy.clater.3 on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:42 PM

They should try…
moving the ball or something.

by Absolutia on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:17 PM

Or moving on defense
Or moving Josh Smith

by Liber Pater on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:19 PM

FUCK THIS I’m out this mutha fucka
by beelze on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:18 PM


IN YOUR FAT FACE, JOE DUMARS!
-Trey

by Rusty_Shackleford on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:18 PM

TREY BURKE.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:18 PM

Its ok guys. Pistons are still going to make the playoffs
by leo9212 on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:21 PM

I puked.
by BigBensFro on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:22 PM

Don’t say such things!
by Mr. Barton on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:22 PM

Cheeks should take everyone out right now to avoid injuries
except Smith

by Rusty_Shackleford on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:26 PM

Rudy Gobert is freaking massive.
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:42 PM

He’s tall as fuck, but not really massive, he’s super skinny actually
But when he gets some muscle mass he’ll be an imposing presence in the post. Now does he have any basketball skills? not sure.

by BigBensFro on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:47 PM

People at the game should get their money back. Wow.
by garrettelliott on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:54 PM

They got to see Trey, which I assume 90% of them showed up for.
by Joe Cool99 on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:55 PM

That ladies and gentlemen, was a giant “Fuck You” from Trey Burke to Joe D.
by VinceD on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:55 PM

And a giant fuck you from the Pistons to defense and basketball in general.
by BigBensFro on Jan 17, 2014 | 9:56 PM

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