Utah Jazz at Sacramento Kings: Opponent Game Thread Highlights
Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Sactown Royalty.
Is Gay clear to play ?
by HongKongKingsFan on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:06 PMVasquez needs to pass physical
by kman949 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:08 PMSomehow…
This is Salmons fault.
Stupid Canada.
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:08 PMWhen it comes to immigration issues between USA and Canada,…
…all the bullshit is because of us. When I went to Canada, I unknowingly had someone in my car who had a drug arrest ten years before. We got stuck there for four hours. Meanwhile, people coming from all kindsa Middle Eastern countries we’re walking in and quickly processing the papers within minutes. Little surprise, Canada has amazing shawarma.
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:11 PMgordon hayward
really bugs me
by BoogyEra on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:24 PMwhy?
by prowseinthehouse on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:25 PMracist!!
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:25 PMcus im watching the game online on jazz network
they wont stop showing his face
by BoogyEra on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:26 PMJK he’s a pumpkin pie haircutted freak
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:26 PMthe mormons love him
by BoogyEra on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:29 PMhe looks like one of casper’s uncles.
by VenomySnicket on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:27 PM
This is painful
by Ricardo Audain on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:33 PMI wonder if we can still add Thornton and Thompson to the Gay trade, since it’s not finalized
by JediLeroy on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:37 PMThis group is bad
really bad….
by fccpw on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:42 PMUh Oh! The Mormon Microwave is heating up!
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:43 PMThis is shit
by yazan13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:48 PMdear lord
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:48 PMThere is truly awful basketball happening here
by double rainbow on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:52 PMIf you don’t like this you like NBA Basketball!
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:53 PMOnce this team starts bleeding
It doesn’t stop.
by Kentrell Jackson on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:59 PM
McLemore’s shooting woes are turning into more than just an aberration
by aplumley on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:15 PMI feel like they’re about to be the subject of more than just a little exaggeration.
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:16 PMStop that rhyming and I mean it
by aplumley on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:18 PMAnybody got a peanut??
Andre!!
by benbackstreet on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:21 PMI would never fight a guy named Micah
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:19 PMA kid named Micah lost in the only fight I witnessed in high school.
He got knocked out with one punch by a girl. She was 6’6″, though! Deepest voice in school. She wore a men’s size 16 shoe and had elephantitis or some such condition.
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:20 PMSleeping hubby on the left… Sleeping Mom in law on the right…
and voting for Sign Lady in the middle (while watching the game)
life is bliss
by ResidentBombast on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:20 PM
WTF
WTF WTF WTF
by MJMJ725 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:25 PMEVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
by Ricardo Audain on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:26 PMThe Jazz are actually shooting better this half
I didn’t think that was possible
by MJMJ725 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:30 PMIt’s just not meant to be
The Jazz can’t miss. I’m starting to wonder if this is the actual Utah Jazz or a team of Korean jumpshooting robots
by Ricardo Audain on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:31 PMWhy do terrible old guys like Jefferson always kill us?
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:32 PMThe ghost of Richard effing Jefferson
Is haunting us. Ugh.
by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:39 PMJefferson averages nine, he’s at eighteen and probably not done
by kman949 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:41 PMJefferson can’t miss
by Skeptical Dawg on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:42 PMThis is ugly
Richard Jefferson is looking like Klay Thompson out there!
by Analytics on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:43 PM reply
down by 25… that’s all folks
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:43 PMWow fuck the Jazz
by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:43 PMNope. Jazz are just too lucky.
Yes defense sucks. But I can’t believe Jazz torching us just like that.
by mjalmighty on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:44 PMIt’s 5.45am and I have to watch Richard friggin Jefferson light the Kings on fire…Fuck this, I’m going to bed.
by rubenho on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:45 PMI am going to figure out women before I figure out this team
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:47 PMso never?
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:48 PMexactly
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:49 PMKings Fan 11th Commandment :
” Thou shall wake up at 04.30 AM to see your beloved team lose by twenty points versus the league worst record team. And thou shall accept that.”
by Kenanito on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:48 PM
Effing MT! You suck at life!
And basketball!
by MJMJ725 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:49 PMThornton stop sagging off your fucking defender. God fucking damn t
by yazan13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:49 PMWhy the fuck is MT still playing?
Where the hell is Mccallum?
by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:50 PMWhere the fuck is 2010 Marcus Thornton?
by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:52 PMnow Jazz announcers talking smack about Kings
you got 4 wins STFU
by Skeptical Dawg on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:04 PMJeremy Evans getting deep position? WTF, JT!?!?!
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:05 PMDude, Malone, make a fucking sub bro.
by feelgood on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:07 PMRedicululous
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:08 PMUnbelievable
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:08 PMShameful
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:08 PMPathetic
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PMHideous
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PMOnerous
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PMMalonerous?
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PMHorrific
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PMAtrocious
by 916_McRookies on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PMGreivous
too soon?
by Skeptical Dawg on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PMno, good one
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PMWell, that was ugly.
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:23 PMUgly cannot descibe
by fccpw on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:24 PMUgly is offended
by aplumley on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:25 PM
Kings have a pretty awesome fan base. The Korean jumpshot comment and the commandment comment were epic. Great work as always :)
They’re definitely some of the best. Thanks for reading, Tay!
In a (mostly) miserable season (so far) that I liken to having a series of rabies shots or at the very least, choking down regular doses of NyQuil (original Green Death flavor), this might be the best thing I’ll read this season because, you know…schadenfreude and it was pretty goddamn funny. It sits in pretty stark contrast to the uh, tidier language on the SLCDunk game threads, obviously.
Oh, by the way, semi-longtime reader, first time commenter. I love your blog, so thank you for continuing to put it out there.
Thank you so much David! Very much appreciated :)