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Utah Jazz at Sacramento Kings: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

December 12, 2013
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Sactown Royalty.

Is Gay clear to play ?
by HongKongKingsFan on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:06 PM

Vasquez needs to pass physical
by kman949 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:08 PM

Somehow…
This is Salmons fault.
Stupid Canada.

by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:08 PM

When it comes to immigration issues between USA and Canada,…
…all the bullshit is because of us. When I went to Canada, I unknowingly had someone in my car who had a drug arrest ten years before. We got stuck there for four hours. Meanwhile, people coming from all kindsa Middle Eastern countries we’re walking in and quickly processing the papers within minutes. Little surprise, Canada has amazing shawarma.

by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:11 PM

gordon hayward
really bugs me

by BoogyEra on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:24 PM

why?
by prowseinthehouse on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:25 PM

racist!!
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:25 PM

cus im watching the game online on jazz network
they wont stop showing his face

by BoogyEra on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:26 PM

JK he’s a pumpkin pie haircutted freak
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:26 PM

the mormons love him
by BoogyEra on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:29 PM

he looks like one of casper’s uncles.
by VenomySnicket on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:27 PM


This is painful
by Ricardo Audain on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:33 PM

I wonder if we can still add Thornton and Thompson to the Gay trade, since it’s not finalized
by JediLeroy on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:37 PM

This group is bad
really bad….

by fccpw on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:42 PM

Uh Oh! The Mormon Microwave is heating up!
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:43 PM

This is shit
by yazan13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:48 PM

dear lord
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:48 PM

There is truly awful basketball happening here
by double rainbow on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:52 PM

If you don’t like this you like NBA Basketball!
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:53 PM

Once this team starts bleeding
It doesn’t stop.

by Kentrell Jackson on Dec 11, 2013 | 7:59 PM


McLemore’s shooting woes are turning into more than just an aberration
by aplumley on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:15 PM

I feel like they’re about to be the subject of more than just a little exaggeration.
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:16 PM

Stop that rhyming and I mean it
by aplumley on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:18 PM

Anybody got a peanut??
Andre!!

by benbackstreet on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:21 PM

I would never fight a guy named Micah
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:19 PM

A kid named Micah lost in the only fight I witnessed in high school.
He got knocked out with one punch by a girl. She was 6’6″, though! Deepest voice in school. She wore a men’s size 16 shoe and had elephantitis or some such condition.

by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:20 PM

Sleeping hubby on the left… Sleeping Mom in law on the right…
and voting for Sign Lady in the middle (while watching the game)
life is bliss

by ResidentBombast on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:20 PM


WTF
WTF WTF WTF

by MJMJ725 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:25 PM

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
by Ricardo Audain on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:26 PM

The Jazz are actually shooting better this half
I didn’t think that was possible

by MJMJ725 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:30 PM

It’s just not meant to be
The Jazz can’t miss. I’m starting to wonder if this is the actual Utah Jazz or a team of Korean jumpshooting robots

by Ricardo Audain on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:31 PM

Why do terrible old guys like Jefferson always kill us?
by beeradgee88 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:32 PM

The ghost of Richard effing Jefferson
Is haunting us. Ugh.

by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:39 PM

Jefferson averages nine, he’s at eighteen and probably not done
by kman949 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:41 PM

Jefferson can’t miss
by Skeptical Dawg on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:42 PM

This is ugly
Richard Jefferson is looking like Klay Thompson out there!

by Analytics on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:43 PM reply


down by 25… that’s all folks
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:43 PM

Wow fuck the Jazz
by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:43 PM

Nope. Jazz are just too lucky.
Yes defense sucks. But I can’t believe Jazz torching us just like that.

by mjalmighty on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:44 PM

It’s 5.45am and I have to watch Richard friggin Jefferson light the Kings on fire…Fuck this, I’m going to bed.
by rubenho on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:45 PM

I am going to figure out women before I figure out this team
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:47 PM

so never?
by Mr. Cowbell on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:48 PM

exactly
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:49 PM

Kings Fan 11th Commandment :
” Thou shall wake up at 04.30 AM to see your beloved team lose by twenty points versus the league worst record team. And thou shall accept that.”

by Kenanito on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:48 PM


Effing MT! You suck at life!
And basketball!

by MJMJ725 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:49 PM

Thornton stop sagging off your fucking defender. God fucking damn t
by yazan13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:49 PM

Why the fuck is MT still playing?
Where the hell is Mccallum?

by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:50 PM

Where the fuck is 2010 Marcus Thornton?
by DTG13 on Dec 11, 2013 | 8:52 PM

now Jazz announcers talking smack about Kings
you got 4 wins STFU

by Skeptical Dawg on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:04 PM

Jeremy Evans getting deep position? WTF, JT!?!?!
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:05 PM

Dude, Malone, make a fucking sub bro.
by feelgood on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:07 PM

Redicululous
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:08 PM

Unbelievable
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:08 PM

Shameful
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:08 PM

Pathetic
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PM

Hideous
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PM

Onerous
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PM

Malonerous?
by djrick on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PM

Horrific
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:09 PM

Atrocious
by 916_McRookies on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PM

Greivous
too soon?

by Skeptical Dawg on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PM

no, good one
by the WWB on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:10 PM

Well, that was ugly.
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:23 PM

Ugly cannot descibe
by fccpw on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:24 PM

Ugly is offended
by aplumley on Dec 11, 2013 | 9:25 PM

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Tay permalink
    December 13, 2013 5:59 am

    Kings have a pretty awesome fan base. The Korean jumpshot comment and the commandment comment were epic. Great work as always :)

    • December 13, 2013 8:41 am

      They’re definitely some of the best. Thanks for reading, Tay!

  2. David permalink
    December 13, 2013 12:11 pm

    In a (mostly) miserable season (so far) that I liken to having a series of rabies shots or at the very least, choking down regular doses of NyQuil (original Green Death flavor), this might be the best thing I’ll read this season because, you know…schadenfreude and it was pretty goddamn funny. It sits in pretty stark contrast to the uh, tidier language on the SLCDunk game threads, obviously.

  3. David permalink
    December 13, 2013 12:13 pm

    Oh, by the way, semi-longtime reader, first time commenter. I love your blog, so thank you for continuing to put it out there.

    • December 13, 2013 5:29 pm

      Thank you so much David! Very much appreciated :)

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