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Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

November 3, 2013
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Watch out, world. Mike Harris and the Utah Jazz are here and it’s time for some serious business. Look out for NBA Legends John Lucas III, Jamaal Tinsley and Richard Jefferson. If that line up doesn’t scare you, Rockets fans, I’m not sure what will.

Why did the Jazz mascot
Have a baby in his arms?

by alvinsportsfan on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:04 PM

It’s his newest wife
f’n mormons…..

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:04 PM

Wow that intro.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

by max1001 on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:09 PM

im too drunk to be patient for dwight howard turnovers
by mtl1986 on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:17 PM

Fuckin turn overs are crazy
by GodFamilyFootball on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:19 PM

wow when you get owned by tinsley
by mtl1986 on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:19 PM

Embarrassing start
by TexansRocketsStros on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:19 PM

Thank god the
Jazz suck.

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:23 PM

Our interior offense sucks
by SDsportsjunkie on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:26 PM

Our Half Court Sets are Worse…..
by tkrieger on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:27 PM

This is gross
The jazz? The jazz!

by TexansRocketsStros on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:27 PM


Matt Harpring, huh.
by PunkRocket on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:29 PM

my ear bleeds
by RollingWave on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:29 PM

Damn, this Jazz color guy is an asshole.
by alvinsportsfan on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:29 PM

I don’t know what’s worse….
our play or listening to these Jazz a**holes

by shl on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:32 PM

Man one of these Jazz commentators
Is annoying as fuck. I wish I could punch him in the face

by Andrethagreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:35 PM

Matt Harpring
by maninblack on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:36 PM

Figures
Fucking Jazz dick rider

by Andrethagreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:37 PM


can kanter just foul out please
by mtl1986 on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:48 PM

terrible ball movement, terrible defense, terrible rebounding, turnovers.
just turrible

by TexansAddict on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:50 PM

Matt Harpring as disgusting as he was a player
by NVP on Nov 2, 2013 | 9:53 PM

Losing to the Jazz sucks
by Antho10000 on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:00 PM

Is It Intern Night
on ROOT Sports? these guys are terrible.

by Bayou Burner on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:03 PM

We suck
by TexansRocketsStros on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:03 PM

Losing by 17 to UTAH! Hope we come back in 2nd half because right now, it’s just not clicking.
by KLP713 on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:11 PM

Chandler Parsons is playing
like shit.

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:12 PM

He’s playing the least shit.
But still shit.

by alvinsportsfan on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:12 PM

who’s playing well?
by Christopher Dion Harris on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:13 PM

No one.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:14 PM


Are you fucking kidding me.
by KLP713 on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:33 PM

Yea…I hate all things Utah
by Antho10000 on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:33 PM

oh fuck you Kanter
by NVP on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:33 PM reply

can we give utah back to russia or whoever originally owned it
by Christopher Dion Harris on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:35 PM

5 point fuck jazz
ok let it 3 point

by HFL21 on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:40 PM

We are winning this..
Jazz suck

by blubz on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:41 PM

Outscored the Jazz 15-4 so far this Q
by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:41 PM


Chandler is a
turnover waiting to happen tonight.

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:46 PM

but hes pretty. does that not give extra points
by mtl1986 on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:47 PM

How ugly is this game?
Lin is the only one on the team that has more assists than turnovers. I am going to play the lottery right now!

by Mark Walston on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:52 PM

well at leaest utah has one hot blonde
by mtl1986 on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:53 PM

she’s still a polygamist…haha
by inquisitiveman on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:55 PM

LEAD! 73-71.
by PunkRocket on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:56 PM

not so fast we can’t seem to shut down Alec Burks, tied 73-73
by DoubleBogey on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:57 PM

Don’t knock Utah
The night life in SLC is great if you’re from outta town. Seriously.

by Mark Walston on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:58 PM

I hear you get
plenty of sleep when in SLC

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:59 PM

i know…ive been there..the college gals are hot…i noticed they dont wear bras that much in SLC…
by inquisitiveman on Nov 2, 2013 | 10:59 PM

Yeah partying in the Mountain cabins sounds like fun.
by Brooklyn go hard on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:01 PM


Parsons just got mauled by favors’s bony arse.
we need motiejunas in there.
wow i said that.

by wwert on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:18 PM

How the fuck do the Jazz keep getting these calls?
by Sugel Mendoza on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:21 PM

It’s in SLC
and they are trailing.

by Bobbythegreat on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:22 PM

Sigh
Games like these remind me why I hate the Jazz so much, even when they suck

by dxtehsecks on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:21 PM

lolololololololololololol
we’re up 9

by maninblack on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:24 PM

I should feel bad for the Jazz
for turning a 19 points lead but I don’t. Not 1 bit.

by max1001 on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:27 PM

Harpring might be the dumbest motherfu**er on earth
by maninblack on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:26 PM

OMG the Jazz anouncers are awful
by Brooklyn go hard on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:28 PM

Harpring is as big an asshole as an announcer as he was as a player.
by Xiane on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:30 PM


this feels so satisfying
just because matt harpring had to shut the fuck up

by sohum on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:34 PM

do the announcers on the Utah Jazz network have…
GEDs? They are so stupid.

by wwert on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:34 PM

That was the most boring come back ever
by steelblue on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:37 PM

Just a consistent wave of scoring.
With our 1.8ish scorers.

by alvinsportsfan on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:39 PM

Judging from trends, Rockets are going to go 82-0
And each game is going to be ugly with a last minute scoring surge to pull away.

by Lawrence Person on Nov 2, 2013 | 11:47 PM

2 Comments leave one →
  1. MyKroberts permalink
    November 4, 2013 10:43 am

    Have to say they are making a really strong case for most obnoxious fan base in the nba… That was one painful game thread recap.

  2. Rafael Amarante permalink
    November 4, 2013 8:55 pm

    Rockets fans, the Red Sox, Bruins, Maple Leafs and Flyers fans of the NBA. Keeping it classy.

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