Random Off-Day Odds and Ends
One. According to Adrian Wojnarowski, the Jazz have signed Derrick Favors to a four-year, $49 million-plus-incentives extension. Woohoo!
I’m pretty sure this line in the article, “With ideal size at 6-foot-10 and 250 pounds, and merely the age of a college senior” was written by Dennis Lindsey though. :)
Two. In stark contrast to his usual facial selfies, Trey Burke (@tr3yburke) posted a lower-body and Gucci belt selfie today.
Although the picture features only his front crotchal region, comments on the Instagram include “You are soooo handsome!!”; “swear this man is the sexiest mannnn breathing”; and “sexy ass.”
Also, random girls addressing him as “baby,” “bae,” and “my future boyfriend.”
Also, too many blowing-kiss faces and hearts-for-eyes smiley faces to count.
Three. John Lucas III (@luke1luk) spent the day getting backpacks and dolls for the rookies:
Pretty unfair, if you ask me, that one rookie will get a matching Minnie Mouse doll and backpack, and another rookie will get a matching Doc McStuffins (it took me like five whole minutes of googling to find out her name) doll and backpack, and the third rookie gets an unmatching Dora the Explorer doll and One Direction backpack.
Update: Looks like Trey Burke got Doc McStuffins. Rudy Gobert got Minnie and Ian Clark got the mismatch.
Four. Brandon Rush messing with John Lucas III:
Five. Karl and Kay Malone are totes adorbs. Via @kylie_annie32: