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Utah Jazz vs. Portland Trail Blazers: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

October 17, 2013
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Blazers Edge.

The Jazz are terrible, and now they are even without Trey Burke. Go Blazers!
by Norsktroll on Oct 16, 2013 | 5:26 PM

John Lucas III is starting
Easy Win
Damian destroyed Burke so bad he quit lol

by Siccolo on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:12 PM

Anyone else think that the Jazz will be Philly’s main compitition for most ping pong balls in the Wiggansstakes?
by Biph on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:24 PM

kanter is smoking us
by cavejunctionblazer on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:27 PM

Hahahaha Hayward on the verge of triple doubles every night
Dream on, Jazz announcers

by austinpwnz on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:34 PM

lol I want whatever these announcers are drinking
Hayward a triple double every night.

by supersparky on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:35 PM

It’s Utah it can’t be very strong
by Biph on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:36 PM

Kanter finally missed. Yay.
by Blazing Chargers on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:36 PM

Hey, they actually play Jeremy Evans in something other than a dunk contest
by Norsktroll on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:41 PM


Stop saying we’re “high” on Barton, Jazz announcers.
Clearly, you’re high.

by thankyouforblaze on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:47 PM

Biedrins looks like a giant toddler
by thankyouforblaze on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:43 PM

But with hair straight out of Mad Men
by Norsktroll on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:43 PM

Two thoughts
1. Hair gel in your thirties in not acceptable, Mr. Biedrins.
2. Putting your mouthguard behind your ear is also unacceptable, Mr. Kanter.

by TheTinfoil on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:48 PM

Biedrins is 27
by Norsktroll on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:49 PM

that can’t be true.
by TheTinfoil on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:49 PM

holy hell, it’s true!
by TheTinfoil on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:50 PM

my wife just noticed that kanter has no forehead, his hairline goes waaaaaay down lol
by cavejunctionblazer on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:56

And he puts his mouthguard on his ear. Ugh.
by Norsktroll on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:57 PM

my wife keeps saying he is so gross because of the mouth piece
by cavejunctionblazer on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:02 PM

little known fact: his father is half-Werewolf
by thankyouforblaze on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:57 PM


Lol on that shot, Wes
Our team game is hilarious.

by thankyouforblaze on Oct 16, 2013 | 6:48 PM

Sooo ugly. Man…
Common Wes…

by thankyouforblaze on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:07 PM

WES.
DON’T DRIBBLE.

by austinpwnz on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:26 PM

this
by bowdown on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:26 PM

Man Derrick
is not doing us any…puts on shades Favors.

by Idog1976 on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:33 PM

Wes looks like the old guy in the rec league when he goes on a fast break.. ugly
by Carthage on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:34 PM

Can Hayward be a #1 option?
(without hesitation) Yes.
lol These announcers…

by Blazer Fanatic on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:36 PM

Did the announcers really just ask if Gordon could be a #1 option on a winning team?
by Carthage on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:37 PM

Yes…
…and I think they were serious!

by Ilikeemall on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:37 PM

“Not many players can do what Favors just did”
what, drive to the rim with a WIDE open alley? lol

by KingWes on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:42 PM


Gordon Hayward dribbles worse than Matthews
by KingWes on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:44 PM

Tyler Corbin is REALLY dark.
by KingWes on Oct 16, 2013 | 7:49 PM

lol, an 8 second count?
by thankyouforblaze on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:19 PM

“You don’t see that called a lot.”
Well… yeah. Most NBA players don’t take more than 8 seconds to get past the time line.

by cam503 on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:21 PM

Let’s do some math:
94/2= 47 feet
47 feet = 15 yards
8 seconds for 15 yards
Gordon Haywards projected 40 time = 21.3 seconds

by KingWes on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:24 PM

Hope the Jazz are scouting colleges already. A starting line up that includes Lucas and Jefferson? Yuck
by Carthage on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:26 PM

This game is never going to end.
by Timmay! on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:27 PM

Jazz have a fat old dude on the bench
Who is that dude? A coach? A trainer? Might as well have an atheist in the church choir.

by Steve Postfontaine on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:28 PM

is this some sort of preseason playoff game? Please end
by Carthage on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:30 PM

hayward 3 rebounds 4 turnovers
ways to go for that triple double

by supersparky on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:32 PM

GOBERT!!!
Hahaha forgot bout him! Shame no mins

by Siccolo on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:33 PM

Wow, completely forgot about this dude. So did the Jazz.
by Carthage on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:34 PM

His head looks like one of the brains from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
by KingWes on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:38 PM

Hey Batum wanted him
by Stress_fracture_city on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:47 PM

I want LeBron.
by KingWes on Oct 16, 2013 | 8:50 PM

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  1. Diana permalink
    October 17, 2013 10:36 pm

    some of these are pretty good. I guess we should be flattered that they hate Hayward that much. doing Harpring’s job of getting under opposing players/fans skin?

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