@ CLE: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Fear the Sword.

This is a long one, but a good one. (UDQM)

I went to Google Images to get a picture of CJ to post and make some snarky, obnoxious comment, but apparently if you type in just “CJ Miles” in Images, the results are NOT pictures of CJ Miles of the Cavaliers. However, I am not complaining about what I stumbled upon lol
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 5:42 PM CST

Wow i know what you mean lol
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 5:43 PM CST

Question:
The other day, a a student of mine said the word “blouse” when she got frustrated. Instead of “darn” or “shoot”. Is this really a thing?
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 5:32 PM CST

no, this is not a thing.
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 5:35 PM CST

Did she say “blast,” maybe?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 5:35 PM CST

Definitely not.
Problem is, I say it now, sometimes.
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 5:37 PM CST

I like Mo Williams, but there’s a zero percent chance that he can guard Kyrie Irving tonight.
by Conrad Kaczmarek on Mar 6, 2013 5:57 PM CST

Im wearing my Mo Jersey tonight because I love Mo and from the front it looks like a Kyrie Jersey.
by DWestlover on Mar 6, 2013 5:59 PM CST

Yeah I just hope Kanter doesn’t have another career high against us.
by DWestlover on Mar 6, 2013 6:05 PM CST

Mild cheers for Mo.
by Conrad Kaczmarek on Mar 6, 2013 6:09 PM CST

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Zions Bank. huh, doesn’t sound Mormon to me lol
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:10 PM CST

I am sure Byron hates Mormons
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 6:11 PM CST

That’s the worst first offensive possession I’ve ever seen.
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 6:11 PM CST

Please take lots of shots, DeMarre Carroll.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 6:12 PM CST

a fart upon DeMarre.
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:15 PM CST

Mo Williams didnt try at all on that Gee dunk.
by Conrad Kaczmarek on Mar 6, 2013 6:17 PM CST

he didn’t want to die
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 6:18 PM CST

Good lord, the Jazz backcourt didn’t score a single point against Milwaukee?!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 6:17 PM CST

Gosh how much do the refs hate us if we can’t get calls against the Jazz
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 6:20 PM CST

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I would like to say that I love the Jazz’s unis.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 6:20 PM CST

Which nickname is more out of place
Jazz in Utah or Lakers in LA
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 6:33 PM CST

The Cavaliers in not England?
by Cousin_Drew on Mar 6, 2013 6:35 PM CST

I would not have been a Cavalier in the English Civil War. Republicanism FTW
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:36 PM CST

I wouldn’t have either. Cromwell ftw.
by Cousin_Drew on Mar 6, 2013 6:37 PM CST

Fuck Cromwell
-Irish person
by Kyrie from Downtown! on Mar 6, 2013 6:38 PM CST

mad respect for England for going all the way and killing their King for violating the Petition of Right and waging war against Parliament
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:39 PM CST

Stopped reading after ‘mad respect for England’
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 6:40 PM CST

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I enjoy when we play defense.
by Conrad Kaczmarek on Mar 6, 2013 6:36 PM CST

we’re playing the Utah Jazz, silly
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:36 PM CST

“Burks has his blocked shot blocked!” -Jazz Announcer
by Aviate on Mar 6, 2013 6:37 PM CST

Kanter needs to gtfo
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 6:37 PM CST

These Jazz commentators are making me want to commit suicide in a violent and abrut manner
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 6:40 PM CST

Beat these bastard Jazz and get our beloved Lakers in the playoffs!!!!
by Ted Washington’s Belly on Mar 6, 2013 6:42 PM CST

God damn it Kanter, stop rebounding
by Kyrie from Downtown! on Mar 6, 2013 6:43 PM CST

God damn you, Zeller
by Ted Washington’s Belly on Mar 6, 2013 6:45 PM CST

Kanter abusing Tyler
by Kyrie from Downtown! on Mar 6, 2013 6:45 PM CST

Like that has never happened before
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 6:46 PM CST

Zeller just ruined ANOTHER LUKE WALTON ASSIST!!! WTF FUCK U ZELLER!!
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 6:45 PM CST

why does Zeller look so much whiter than most white people in the NBA
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:46 PM CST

Talk about your small sample size
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 6:46 PM CST

His skin tone is “milk”
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 6:46 PM CST

Zeller, stop being you
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 6:46 PM CST

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BRB just rolling up some Algerian hash
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 6:49 PM CST

oh Europe, where the drugs are decriminalized
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:51 PM CST

and the grass is green and the girls are pretty,,,
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 6:53 PM CST

take, me, hooooommmeeee
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:54 PM CST

TAKE….ME…HOMEEEE
by _kj_87 on Mar 6, 2013 6:54 PM CST

I would love if Zeller ended up like Nick Collison
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:57 PM CST

I’d love if he became a Kosta Koufas
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 6:59 PM CST

Favors is a man.
by Ted Washington’s Belly on Mar 6, 2013 6:58 PM CST

“Officer Favors”?
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 6:58 PM CST

Holy shit we are playing bad
by Kyrie from Downtown! on Mar 6, 2013 6:59 PM CST

booo this game
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 6:59 PM CST

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halftime discussion for those who want to: will there ever be another white league-dominant player?
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 7:06 PM CST

Yes and his name is Luke Walton
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:06 PM CST

Chandler Parsons in two years.
by Adrock2099 on Mar 6, 2013 7:06 PM CST

yeah Chandler Parson is who i’m giving it to
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:07 PM CST

do you actually think so?
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 7:07 PM CST

Not really. Even if he puts up all star numbers he won’t. Doesn’t fit into any narrative like a Tebow does.
by Adrock2099 on Mar 6, 2013 7:08 PM CST

Chase Budinger
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:09 PM CST

Coby Karl
by Adrock2099 on Mar 6, 2013 7:10 PM CST

Jordan Farmar
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:12 PM CST

Curtis Borchardt
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 7:13 PM CST

Other than Luke Walton?
by Conrad Kaczmarek on Mar 6, 2013 7:07 PM CST

yes, guys, obviously besides LW. he has transcended league-dominant status and is considered an immortal basketball god
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 7:07 PM CST

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‘Jazznation’
..
Really?
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 7:27 PM CST

This is some AWFUL basketball.
by Adrock2099 on Mar 6, 2013 7:28 PM CST

This whole team looks drunk.
by Conrad Kaczmarek on Mar 6, 2013 7:28 PM CST

This game is eye rape.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 7:29 PM CST

the Jazz commentators just mentioned the Horseshoe Casino and warned that gambling is bad
/Mormons
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 7:31 PM CST

hahahahahaa
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:32 PM CST

and hayward continues to murder us, of course
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:32 PM CST

I didn’t even know Utah ran much.
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 7:34 PM CST

if Randy Foye can hit a 3 against us, anyone can
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:35 PM CST

If Foye gets a three on this play, this TV’s getting smashed
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 7:38 PM CST

and Randy foye does it again
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:38 PM CST

That’s it, the TV’s gone.
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 7:39 PM CST

So I’m feeling like this is over.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 7:38 PM CST

What the fuck am I watching?
by blackngoldaus on Mar 6, 2013 7:38 PM CST

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Hey Kyrie, how about you look fucking interested, ok?
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 6, 2013 7:40 PM CST

Kanter is a poopy head
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:40 PM CST

So, did kanter just hit puberty over the summer or what… guys a beast
by LawAndDisorder on Mar 6, 2013 7:41 PM CST

Kanter looks great.
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 7:46 PM CST

Kanter is pissing on us
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 7:46 PM CST

He’s being checked by Luke Walton, he is going to eat him alive
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 7:47 PM CST

Kanter is beasting
by Conrad Kaczmarek on Mar 6, 2013 7:47 PM CST

ITS CJ TIME!!!!
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 7:46 PM CST

CJ REVENGE GAME
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 7:47 PM CST

Does the NBA test for roids and HGH? Kanter sure looks suspect
by LawAndDisorder on Mar 6, 2013 7:47 PM CST

These Jazz announcers are unbearable.
by blackngoldaus on Mar 6, 2013 7:50 PM CST

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Did Kyrie really just get stripped by Alec Burks? WTF
by AKAY47 on Mar 6, 2013 7:57 PM CST

3J!!!
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 7:58 PM CST

CJ!!!!!!
by BeenQuietInLoudville on Mar 6, 2013 7:58 PM CST

I love CJ Miles and I don’t care who knows it
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 7:58 PM CST

I fucking love Luke Walton.
by Adrock2099 on Mar 6, 2013 7:58 PM CST

CJ IS SO FUCKING STREAKY!!
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 8:01 PM CST

Oh good gracious me!
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 8:01 PM CST

Who the hell is alec burks?
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 8:01 PM CST

I was just about to ask that exact question
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 8:01 PM CST

SAVE US, CJ!!
by JayxStokes on Mar 6, 2013 8:01 PM CST

SAVE_US.3J
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 8:02 PM CST

CJ REVENGE GAME CONFIRMED
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 8:01 PM CST

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Now that;s better Kyrie you fucking little beauty you
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 8:03 PM CST

Even with that beard Howard you look 12
by BeenQuietInLoudville on Mar 6, 2013 8:04 PM CST

Sire, scouts say the wall is withing range
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 8:04 PM CST

That vagabond Hayward is stemming our advance.
by Danieldelamaiz on Mar 6, 2013 8:06 PM CST

MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD GUARD HEYWARD
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 8:04 PM CST

Gordan Hayward is awesome
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 8:04 PM CST

My only salvation is that I have Gordon Heyward in my fantasy team
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 8:05 PM CST

who the fuck is supposed to be guarding Hayward?
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 8:05 PM CST

WTF IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 8:08 PM CST

YEAH HAYWARD!!!! MISSED ONE
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 8:11 PM CST

can cut it to 4
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 8:12 PM CST

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Fuck you Foye
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 8:12 PM CST

He had his eye turned inside out once
by OPace on Mar 6, 2013 8:13 PM CST

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh yes
by LawAndDisorder on Mar 6, 2013 8:13 PM CST

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
by WitMi on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ted Washington’s Belly on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
by Zach Rammer on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

OGMOMOGSMG
by Aviate on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ted Washington’s Belly on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

WHOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA
by DWestlover on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

;lakjdf;alkjfl;akjf;akljfl;akgjwl;fgkjal;kjfl;akj
by LawAndDisorder on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

THE WALL IS FALLEN.
STORM THE GATES DUKE
by Danieldelamaiz on Mar 6, 2013 8:14 PM CST

WOOOOOOOO
MO MISSED WE WIN!!!
by kendaru.geter on Mar 6, 2013 8:17 PM CST

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by GodZeller on Mar 6, 2013 8:17 PM CST

LOOOOL MOOOOOOO
by AKAY47 on Mar 6, 2013 8:18 PM CST

I see nothing has changed, Mo.
by Adrock2099 on Mar 6, 2013 8:18 PM CST