@ MIN: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

Damnit, Utah feed
by jacob9 on Feb 13, 2013 7:00 PM CST

oh god, Jazz feed
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:01 PM CST

with Harpring
sigh
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:02 PM CST

I can get through some of my podcasts now
Thanks Jazz!
by y2jayjk on Feb 13, 2013 7:03 PM CST

OTOH, there is something to be said for the satisfaction of muting Matt Harpring
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:04 PM CST

ugly game
We’re good at ugly. I feel hopeful somehow :D
by budhawolf on Feb 13, 2013 7:17 PM CST

I hate that Utah gets the chance to be swept by Oklahoma City in the playoffs
by y2jayjk on Feb 13, 2013 7:18 PM CST

so for all I’ve had to listen to Harpring lionize the jazz this whole quarter
they’ve only managed to score eight points and “window cleaning hustling” Al is being outboarded by Derrick Williams.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:25 PM CST

wow, Burks has the terrible dolphin kick as well
by CaliWolf on Feb 13, 2013 7:27 PM CST

Dammit
Barea just pulled a FOye – direct pass to a fan.
by CaliWolf on Feb 13, 2013 7:29 PM CST

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So…first one to 60 wins?
by OR-7 on Feb 13, 2013 7:31 PM CST

You think it’s going to OT??
by CaliWolf on Feb 13, 2013 7:31 PM CST

ugly quarter
amazingly their team was uglier than ours
by zebano on Feb 13, 2013 7:31 PM CST

well, we do have Ricky
there’s not a team in the league that’s cuter than us
by OR-7 on Feb 13, 2013 7:32 PM CST

amazingly
Our diseased shooting can sometimes infect the other team
by budhawolf on Feb 13, 2013 7:33 PM CST

lol JJ
trolling
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:35 PM CST

Midg333333t
by antrodax on Feb 13, 2013 7:35 PM CST

Steamer’s working on another single-single.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 13, 2013 7:37 PM CST

Does a 0 count as a single digit?
by Klawitter on Feb 13, 2013 7:38 PM CST

0 is a digit
There’s one of it. So, yes.
by Keelhaul on Feb 13, 2013 7:38 PM CST

I can’t believe no one from either team
got voted into the All Star game!
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by E-6 on Feb 13, 2013 7:38 PM CST

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This game gets a 10 on the ugliness scale.
by BaylorWest on Feb 13, 2013 7:40 PM CST

I’m giving it an 11
by zebano on Feb 13, 2013 7:40 PM CST

on a 9 pt scale.
by BaylorWest on Feb 13, 2013 7:41 PM CST

NO ONE LOOKS GOOD HARPRING YOU PRICK
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:43 PM CST

I’m asking this
Is Harpring in a relationship with Millsap?
by Keelhaul on Feb 13, 2013 7:47 PM CST

Is “stalking” a relationship?
by Cynical Jason on Feb 13, 2013 7:48 PM CST

If I was Paul Millsap
I would be very nervous if I heard Harpring had been seen buying flowers. Unless he’s into it, in which case cool.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:49 PM CST

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Luke playing the SF
Adelman… enough.
by antrodax on Feb 13, 2013 7:49 PM CST

well, DeMarre Carroll is hardly LeBron
he’s not even LeShaun, a sixty year old I know down the Y.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:51 PM CST

and honestly if they want to run Foye out there as their 2 for stretches
I’m actually happy having Ridnour as our 2
by zebano on Feb 13, 2013 8:01 PM CST

I really learned that
DeMarre Carroll is the JYD aka JUNK YARD DOG.
Remember: JUNK YARD DOG
by Keelhaul on Feb 13, 2013 7:53 PM CST

what worse is that nickname is completely stolen from Jared Dudley
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 7:57 PM CST

Who the hell is this Carroll guy?
by ballllin on Feb 13, 2013 7:54 PM CST

He is the JYD
by Keelhaul on Feb 13, 2013 7:54 PM CST

omg Jazz announcers sort of bumping to the music
by keylimekai on Feb 13, 2013 8:10 PM CST

I was waiting for Harpring to bite his lip.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 13, 2013 8:11 PM CST

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“Dizzle-dazzle.”
Really, Harpring?
by Cynical Jason on Feb 13, 2013 8:16 PM CST

must be a mormon thing
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Feb 13, 2013 8:19 PM CST

“A dunk at the rim!”
Really, Harpring?
by Cynical Jason on Feb 13, 2013 8:22 PM CST

haha
by Boss10 on Feb 13, 2013 8:23 PM CST

haha
by budhawolf on Feb 13, 2013 8:23 PM CST

it’s weird that Tinsley’s Decrepit Corpse seems to be their second favorite player
by keylimekai on Feb 13, 2013 8:26 PM CST

“good play from The Tinsley!”
“The Tinsley, I like that.” Are these guys serious? I’ve heard better banter from coma patients.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 8:27 PM CST

hey they’re on to something…
The Kirilenko; the pekovis, the rubio
That makes sense
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by cherokee 6901 on Feb 13, 2013 8:28 PM CST

Nice move by the Rubio
by jacob9 on Feb 13, 2013 8:29 PM CST

I like that he is getting The Foul lately in this kind of kamikaze drives
by antrodax on Feb 13, 2013 8:29 PM CST

Are we really playing badly enough to not be winning
The Jefferson and The Millsap aside, this Jazz team is full of The Suck.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 8:30 PM CST

every fluke point Jefferson gets burns my soul.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 8:34 PM CST

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JJ – brick
Steamer – airball
Shved – airball
Solid. 3rd quarter hangover.
by Boss10 on Feb 13, 2013 8:45 PM CST

I wonder if these announcers please the mormom faction in some way
because there must be a reason they are allowed to broadcast games.
by holymackerel on Feb 13, 2013 8:47 PM CST

ffs
i’m outta here.
by keylimekai on Feb 13, 2013 8:53 PM CST

ffs make a fucking lay up
by CaliWolf on Feb 13, 2013 9:00 PM CST

To put Luke on the #3 guy and that that #3 guy have not tried a single time to post Luke…
Must be the worst coaching and poor BBIQ stretcht I have seen ever…
by antrodax on Feb 13, 2013 9:01 PM CST

oh my god Make A FUCKING SHOT
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 9:04 PM CST

I can’t take any more of this.
by mr. eggplant on Feb 13, 2013 9:05 PM CST

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being beaten by this sucky Jazz team
when Ricky manages 16 ,6,7,3.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 9:06 PM CST

they just destroyed the thunder they aren’t sucky
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Feb 13, 2013 9:07 PM CST

they start Foye and Tinsley in the backcourt
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 9:07 PM CST

they have a great front court
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Feb 13, 2013 9:08 PM CST

Haha! Harpring thinks that the Wolves shooting 33% has something to do with the Jazz.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 13, 2013 9:07 PM CST

….shit
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 9:12 PM CST

how depressing is that
blocked out of the game by Alec Burks after another pointless comeback.
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 9:13 PM CST

^%&^*(&)*&*^%$%^%*()_(*(^&%#$%$&*()*&^%&*()&^%$#%^*()&^%$&^*()
by CaliWolf on Feb 13, 2013 9:12 PM CST

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by antrodax on Feb 13, 2013 9:12 PM CST

And there is the expected heart breaker. Sigh.
by Tollysnipes on Feb 13, 2013 9:12 PM CST

Now we just need Tmac
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Feb 13, 2013 9:12 PM CST

Welcome to “Dumb Fouls.” I’m your host, Paul Millsap.
by jianfu on Feb 13, 2013 9:22 PM CST

come on Foye, do something good the Wolves once in your career
by Malastare on Feb 13, 2013 9:23 PM CST

fkn foye
by Cyberdyne on Feb 13, 2013 9:23 PM CST

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