vs. SAC: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Sactown Royalty.

Hopefully this one is at least close…
We need to improve just so we can start sucking
by HeuristicLineup on Feb 4, 2013 6:10 PM PST

those jerseys
are bad ass
by Dub_TC on Feb 4, 2013 6:11 PM PST

Start the game without lights
Kings may hit a few shots
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 6:12 PM PST

If the Kings stay in Sac, I won’t complain about the jerseys for 30 years.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 6:21 PM PST

Amen Brother
by the WWB on Feb 4, 2013 6:21 PM PST

I’d love to see the ugly ugly ugly gold ones
god those things were ugly. must have been designed by mama M*loof
by mtmoore55 on Feb 4, 2013 6:23 PM PST

you know you’re old when your team wears ‘retro uniforms’ and you remember when they wore them for real?
by mtmoore55 on Feb 4, 2013 6:21 PM PST

Haha!
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 6:22 PM PST

I remember when Ty Corbin, the Utah coach played for the Kings
by the WWB on Feb 4, 2013 6:24 PM PST

Haha at Corbin needing to be identified as “the Utah coach.” Though I will say these guys are better than some other fan bases that don’t even know his name.

ha, I think he wore these jerseys!
by mtmoore55 on Feb 4, 2013 6:25 PM PST

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Alec Burks in the 1st quarter?
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 6:25 PM PST

It’s the Kings
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 6:26 PM PST

But it’s Alec Burks.
That dude’s buried yet one more strata lower on the depth chart than when he went off on us as a rookie.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 6:27 PM PST

LOL @ Jimmer getting the standing ovation
by HeuristicLineup on Feb 4, 2013 6:36 PM PST

Sounds like their fans hang on Jimmer’s shot arc more than our Jimmer fans.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 6:37 PM PST

Favors in beast mode
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 6:45 PM PST

Jefferson absolutely schooled Cuz there
by rstewartwest on Feb 4, 2013 6:52 PM PST

When does it become acceptable to call Boogie Cuz an sieve?
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 6:53 PM PST

He’s pretty big, so maybe a colander.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 6:54 PM PST

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Great end to the half by the starters.
Excellent way to make up that deficit.
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 7:02 PM PST

WTF Cuz ejected!
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 7:03 PM PST

Good.
Get your ass gone boy.
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 7:02 PM PST

Dumbass Cousins
by SacramentoKing on Feb 4, 2013 7:04 PM PST

There goes his good game and the Kings chances of winning this
Kings should add to the fine
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 7:07 PM PST

Kings team fines go straight to blow and hookers
by mtmoore55 on Feb 4, 2013 7:08 PM PST

A new standard. The halftime ejection. Add it to the list.
by levysmith on Feb 4, 2013 7:06 PM PST

What’s left?
by Josh L on Feb 4, 2013 7:06 PM PST

pre-game ejection…prejection
by SacramentoKing on Feb 4, 2013 7:07 PM PST

pre ejaculation
by feelgood on Feb 4, 2013 7:08 PM PST

The shootaround ejection?
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 7:07 PM PST

Presser ejection
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 7:08 PM PST

A GIF of Smart’s reaction is in order.
by levysmith on Feb 4, 2013 7:10 PM PST

THIS
by Josh L on Feb 4, 2013 7:10 PM PST

Seriously
That was pretty priceless
by wallywagon11 on Feb 4, 2013 7:20 PM PST

Here y’all go. And also by request of @5kl:

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ridiculous
Cousins is a joke. This guy needs either a veteran coach or veteran player who would knock this him out and set the rules.
by Jlv2012 on Feb 4, 2013 7:13 PM PST

jerry sloan would work. is he available? lol
by Jlv2012 on Feb 4, 2013 7:15 PM PST

Don’t think you his feeling would get hurt when Sloan beats him in a fist fight?
It takes a pretty unusual person to pick themselves off the mat after getting the shit knocked outta them by a senior citizen.
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 7:21 PM PST

Defense on Al Jefferson?
What the fuck? Chuckwagon, knock that shit off. You’ll make Cousins look bad by giving effort. Stop it, son.
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 7:24 PM PST

Whoa….Corbin is mixing three different stripes, yet still making it work.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 7:27 PM PST

My eyes beg to differ. This looks like it was put together by a personal shopper at the Stripes Surplus Warehouse.

Team looks inspired….like a load is off their shoulders.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 7:28 PM PST

We hit 10 assists as a team!!!!!
Run around in circles with joy everyone!!!!!
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 7:48 PM PST

Tie game baby!!!
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 8:14 PM PST

Road win?
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 8:15 PM PST

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I say let
Jimmer shoot!
by Howard N on Feb 4, 2013 8:17 PM PST

No, he’s already tanked my fantasy teams FG% enough tonight.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 8:18 PM PST

That’s racist.
I think you should trade him to someone who will let him get the appropriate amount of shots that will reflect his real FG%.
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 8:20 PM PST

My league formerly had a team called “All-Aryan” something or other.
He picked only white players. Just to see if he could win some games. It was okay because he was black. One year, he made it to the playoffs, but that year, he gotta little wishy-washy about rostering biracial players.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 8:26 PM PST

LOL
Wow. That’s tough just given the dearth of white players overall.
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 8:27 PM PST

There are 39 American-born white players currently.
Then you add the Euros in…..Hey, you can put together a good roster, but other fantasy-owners would hafta leave white players for him to take. The year we went to a keeper league, the all-white team game was over.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 8:29 PM PST

If it ain’t 39 American-born white players, it’s 38.
It depends on BJ Mullens.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 8:32 PM PST

Hehehehe.
Yeah, he counts, technically.
I’m not so sure.
If the dude called his team “Team Aryan”, he’d surely hafta ascribe to the one-drop-of-blood standard. I googled BJ Mullens to research it and found a skinhead website talking about the best white players. I didn’t click on the link, but in preview, it appeared that there wasan argument about his “purity”. I felt absolutely sickened.
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 8:36 PM PST

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Fuck.
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 8:17 PM PST

shit
by DiegoKing on Feb 4, 2013 8:18 PM PST

OMG
Missed layup thats Kings basketball
by Howard N on Feb 4, 2013 8:18 PM PST

Greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatttttt……….
by KevinSalvadori on Feb 4, 2013 8:18 PM PST

DEFENSE!
by SacramentoKing on Feb 4, 2013 8:18 PM PST

hahahaha
by SacramentoKing on Feb 4, 2013 8:19 PM PST

OT!
by djrick on Feb 4, 2013 8:19 PM PST

Foye you fucker!
by rstewartwest on Feb 4, 2013 8:22 PM PST

GAME OVER
No answer for milsap or FOYE FUCK!
by Howard N on Feb 4, 2013 8:28 PM PST

Oh well, OT is better than down 50
by kman949 on Feb 4, 2013 8:29 PM PST

Proof that one is a Kings fan^
by pookeyguru on Feb 4, 2013 8:29 PM PST

This is basically a W for us!
by swoosh91 on Feb 4, 2013 8:31 PM PST