vs. HOU: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

Fuck the Jazz
by Camouflage14 on Jan 28, 2013 7:04 PM CST 6 recs

Did the Jazz just get up or something?
They seem to have really low-energy…
by LoveGreatPasses on Jan 28, 2013 8:17 PM CST

mormons don’t wake up until 7:00 pm
by Crackhead on Jan 28, 2013 8:18 PM CST

like vampires…
by USAKnicksfan on Jan 28, 2013 8:20 PM CST

just curious
are there black mormons?
by Crackhead on Jan 28, 2013 8:20 PM CST

They’re called pimps
by Christopher Dion Harris on Jan 28, 2013 9:36 PM CST

fuck foye
by TexansAddict on Jan 28, 2013 8:18 PM CST

Aggressive Lin is freaking awesome
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 8:22 PM CST

Man, Asik is destroying Jefferson.
by Barragan on Jan 28, 2013 8:20 PM CST

AJ dominating Smith
by BostonRoxFan on Jan 28, 2013 8:25 PM CST

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If there is a big al, is there a little al and a medium al?
by Crackhead on Jan 28, 2013 8:26 PM CST

I hate how the Jazz announcers refuse to call Jefferson anything besides “Big Al”
by the.dark.knight on Jan 28, 2013 8:26 PM CST

Wow. What a block by Favors
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 8:27 PM CST

22-22 @1:09
by just a word on Jan 28, 2013 8:31 PM CST

We’re not down, yay!
by BostonRoxFan on Jan 28, 2013 8:31 PM CST

hey asik in Indonesian means cool
by Rockets7 on Jan 28, 2013 8:34 PM CST

In Hindi it means Lover
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 8:35 PM CST

In Turkish it means
both lover and bard.
by Tuonela on Jan 28, 2013 10:43 PM CST

All good things.
Cool Lover Bard
by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 10:44 PM CST

All Carroll can do is hustle.
Let’s please remember that
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 8:35 PM CST

fake azz Kenneth Faried just got a rebound!
by USAKnicksfan on Jan 28, 2013 8:35 PM CST

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Delfino crushes their celebration lmao
by just a word on Jan 28, 2013 8:36 PM CST

DEL
FINE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 8:36 PM CST

Del fucking 3noooo
by TexansAddict on Jan 28, 2013 8:36 PM CST

Delfino in spanish means “of the fino”
by pleaseplaykindle on Jan 28, 2013 8:36 PM CST

Jazz annoucers: I think Harden is PROBABLY a starter in this league…
kill yourself.
by Rockets7 on Jan 28, 2013 8:47 PM CST

lol
by wwert on Jan 28, 2013 8:48 PM CST

lol utah fans booing
by TexansAddict on Jan 28, 2013 8:49 PM CST

Wow. This is a slaughter.
by pkattk on Jan 28, 2013 8:49 PM CST

Jazz fans booing
they look like complete shit!
by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 8:58 PM CST

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JEREMY LIN USED HIS LEFT HAND!!!!!!!!
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 8:58 PM CST

AMAZEBELLS
by just a word on Jan 28, 2013 8:58 PM CST

Lin with the leftie
by RumTMC on Jan 28, 2013 8:58 PM CST

oh man, when lin’s left is going in, things are going WELL
by wwert on Jan 28, 2013 8:58 PM CST

LEFT HAND LEFT HAND!
by Crustified Dibbs on Jan 28, 2013 8:58 PM CST

Looks like Harden hates the Jazz as well
that was an F U dunk
by twinkilling0303 on Jan 28, 2013 9:01 PM CST

HARDEN’S DUNK
he must hate the Jazz too
by just a word on Jan 28, 2013 9:01 PM CST

Asik has more rebounds than any Jazz has points!
by pleaseplaykindle on Jan 28, 2013 9:01 PM CST

“Rockets back on floor in about 4 minutes. Guess there was not much to talk about. One problem: there are no basketballs back yet.”
Don’t think the Rockets want to stop playing right now
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 9:09 PM CST

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They’re really hurting a lot without Hayward. The Rocket defense is hell bent on stopping Millsap and Jefferson which they’re doing with Asik and double teams. The Jazz wings just aren’t good enough to compensate for that.
by Barragan on Jan 28, 2013 9:10 PM CST

would be better if millsap and jeff gave the pgs/wings a chance to space.
there are some bad team mojo going on. TRADE talks will do that to a team. The jazz pfs are all in audition mode.
by wwert on Jan 28, 2013 9:11 PM CST

Lin’s doubling and helping on every Jazz iso
Is completely changing the game. Fantastic coaching.
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 9:19 PM CST

i just love watching parson’s fix his hair
by Mannan Ali on Jan 28, 2013 9:20 PM CST

His hair is his power
by btrizzle25 on Jan 28, 2013 9:21 PM CST

I’m gonna commit a sin here…
The Rockets are beating Jazz ass so soundly I’m actually bored.
by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:20 PM CST

It’s just such a wholesale ass whooping I’m yawning.
I’m pleased that we’re urinating on Utah but it’s just the fact that there’s no excitement on this one.
by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:23 PM CST

Damn look at all the empty seats! Haha
by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 9:21 PM CST

i’d love to see mchale suit up.
seriously mchale would totally own these clowns.
by wwert on Jan 28, 2013 9:22 PM CST

Lin is nailing 3s? You’re doomed Utah.
by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:26 PM CST

It’s like Utah didn’t scout us at all
by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 9:27 PM CST

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wow……….i just used a calculator because i didn’t trust my mental math
by BuckeyeBob on Jan 28, 2013 9:28 PM CST

I don’t understand how Utah is so bad with so many lotto picks.
Burks, Kanter, and Favors. and you already have Milsap and big Al. wtf.
by Toolshed1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:29 PM CST

that favors rebound…is awesome.
god, jazz, you have so many power forwards that can actually power forward…
by wwert on Jan 28, 2013 9:32 PM CST

And no one who can shoot.
by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:33 PM CST

Randy Foye and Alex Burks….
lulz.
by Toolshed1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:33 PM CST

okay. i love favors.
by wwert on Jan 28, 2013 9:34 PM CST

this is probably the least enthusiastic crowd ever.
they don’t even care enough to boo anymore.
by Toolshed1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:35 PM CST

80 – 49 Rockets…is that right??
by USAKnicksfan on Jan 28, 2013 9:35 PM CST

holy crap derrick favors is a beast.
by wwert on Jan 28, 2013 9:38 PM CST

yeah…not sure why he doesnt get more pt
by inquisitiveman on Jan 28, 2013 9:38 PM CST

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What is the Utah defensive plan – dare the Rockets to make the easiest possible shot?
by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:40 PM CST

man this is soooo enjoyable
by TexansAddict on Jan 28, 2013 9:42 PM CST

Favors looks so upset
by just a word on Jan 28, 2013 9:42 PM CST

Volume on max and you can’t hear anyone in Utah.
This is as close to sex as I’ve gotten in months.
by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:42 PM CST

If it’s with myself, does that count?
by twinkilling0303 on Jan 28, 2013 9:43 PM CST

Hmm…
If sex with two partners is a threesome and with one partner is a twosome, I now know why I’m called handsome…
by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:44 PM CST 7 recs

Stop.
Please, my girlfriend is sleeping in bed next to me, and I’m silently watching on my head phones. I don’t need to burst out laughing.
by lucnguye92 on Jan 28, 2013 9:45 PM CST

If laughing hard won’t wake her up
you might need to find out how much you can get away with
by twinkilling0303 on Jan 28, 2013 9:46 PM CST

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I might like Favors oer milsap….
by Toolshed1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:49 PM CST

Absolutely 100x yes.
by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:49 PM CST

If I’m a Rockets starter resting it up on the bench, I’m mooning the crowd with every made 3 pointer.
But I’m a man of high brow comedy and taste…
by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST

Imagine the Harden’s “other beard”
goodness gracious
by btrizzle25 on Jan 28, 2013 9:54 PM CST

oh this is interesting
Bev, Anderson, Douglas, Cole, DMo
by just a word on Jan 28, 2013 9:56 PM CST

what’s with all these white people?
by Crackhead on Jan 28, 2013 9:57 PM CST

lol
by sp1ker on Jan 28, 2013 10:01 PM CST

40 point rape train
Yeeeah, it’s even sweeter being the jazz
by Chris_kos on Jan 28, 2013 9:57 PM CST

make it a 50 point game!
i hate the jazz. don’t even feel bad about it.
by sohum on Jan 28, 2013 9:58 PM CST

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DMo’s showing his 3s shooting
by eagles2zc on Jan 28, 2013 9:58 PM CST

I thought that was Aldrich…
shitty stream and D-mo cut his hair
by Toolshed1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:59 PM CST

Same…
can’t tell cole from DMO
by BostonRoxFan on Jan 28, 2013 9:59 PM CST

too many white people on the floor
by Crackhead on Jan 28, 2013 10:00 PM CST

hahaha the Jazz can not handle the combo of Toney Douglas and Patrick Beverley
now in 20-8 in 4Q WTF JAZZ
by HFL21 on Jan 28, 2013 10:04 PM CST

well, it’s their second team
by sohum on Jan 28, 2013 10:05 PM CST

well it’s our 2nd or 3rd or 4th team against the 2nd team of utah jazz
by HFL21 on Jan 28, 2013 10:07 PM CST

i like that favor kid
by Crackhead on Jan 28, 2013 10:06 PM CST

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ITS A 50 POINT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 10:11 PM CST

FIFTY!!!!!!!!!!
by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 10:11 PM CST

+50!!!!!!!
by eagles2zc on Jan 28, 2013 10:11 PM CST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We’re only gonna win by 45. :(
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 10:11 PM CST

fucking jazz
screwing up our 50 point game.
by sohum on Jan 28, 2013 10:12 PM CST

Crowd Wanted a 50 Point Game……
They were cheering the Rox baskets, booing the Jazz baskets.
by tkrieger on Jan 28, 2013 10:12 PM CST