The Longest and Most UDQM-y UDQM, Ever

Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Summer:

Kevin O’Connor on David Locke: Yesterday, I’m going to give him some credit on the air, he almost had a hole-in-one on a hole where I watched him hit the ball.

Locke: I later holed one.

KOC: You made a hole-in-one?

Locke: Yeah.

KOC: No.

Locke: Yeah.

KOC: On what hole?

Locke: Same shot, later in the day. Like, about three guys after you left.

KOC: So you had the three guys, so you rotated.

Locke: No, I always hit one. I was hitting one. ‘Cause you just were flying by hole to hole. I was just sitting on that same hole all day.

KOC: I thought you were playing with those guys. OK.

Locke: So it was like the 11th, he came up and talked trash to me, and I actually hit a good shot.

KOC: You almost did it in the hole.

Locke: And then about three swings later, I put it in the hole.

KOC: Did that team win?

Locke: No, it was Bolerjack.

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