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Game 61 at MEM: Mayo > Fry Sauce

April 15, 2012


Despite yet another losing effort, this game did spawn my favorite play of the season. I am of course speaking of the “double sandwich basketball marriage” [(TM) Matt Harpring], and I don’t care that the refs took it away.

Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night (UDQM)
** Boler: Mayo goes inside strong, Kanter is riding his back.
** Boler on Favors: Matt, it’s good to be 6’10” and long.
** Harpring: Putting size and length and height against Randolph really hurts him.
** Harpring on Kanter: He’s got to learn that when he gets it, he’s got to keep his head up.
** Harpring on Favors: I know he messed up on that move, but he tried a new move there.
** Harpring: When you’re playing with Tinsley, you gotta have your hands ready.
** Boler x2: Inside, Gay pops the rim. (H/T @bjcseven)
** Boler: Puts it up, short, Jefferson with the tip.
** Harpring on the Grizzlies: Their hands are all over. (H/T @theutahjazzblog)
** Boler: Gasol, around the rim and out.
** Boler to Harpring: I know you want your ice cream cone, I’ll take a Big Mac.
** Lionel Hollins: Sometimes you got that bigger guy, and you gotta get an angle. You gotta cut him off and then come. (H/T @Mac_Jazz)
** Boler: Hayward bangs it down. No foul. And right in his back was Rudy Gay!
** Harpring: You know Zach’s left-handed. He wants to get back to that left hand. Much more ineffective if you make him go to that right.
** Weird guy in AtoZion commercial: Just here for the day, quick in and out. (H/T @bjcseven)
** Golden West commercial: We’re not concerned with anything as much as we’re concerned with your thing. (H/T SurlyMae)

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Eric permalink
    April 15, 2012 1:55 pm

    I’m surprised the rim didn’t explode from the awesomness that was hanging from it. Now that you allowed me to re-watch, over and over, one of the funniest plays I’ve seen in Jazz history, I’m going back to writing death threat notes to tonights refs.

  2. SurlyMae permalink
    April 15, 2012 10:33 pm

    Hahaha that play was just awesome. Our youth are cool.

  3. April 16, 2012 2:50 pm

    i was thinking that if the jazz sold their name to new orleans, then they should get the lakers to sell their name to the jazz. then there’d be the new orleans jazz, the salt lakers, and the hollywood stars. everyone would be happy!!

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