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vs. SAC: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 29, 2012
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Sactown Royalty.

Hayward looks like he hit puberty since the last time I saw him play.
by jveezy on Jan 28, 2012 6:16 PM PST

are they booing jimmer? if so, HOW DARE THEY!?!?!
by X_47 on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM PST

Hedo Turkoglu
Must be having nightmares over the dead fish Salmons disgracing his jersey number from the old days.
by HarveySpecter on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM PST

I dont like Harris.
He’s a little girl rat that flops
by Letsgokings13 on Jan 28, 2012 6:21 PM PST

Cousins looks 10 pounds thinner in black
by Slam_Dunk on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM PST

Stupid fish (<–John Salmons)
by SPTSJUNKIE on Jan 28, 2012 6:26 PM PST

Man, I did not realize Kanter was that big
that kid has some shoulders
by MichaelMack on Jan 28, 2012 6:34 PM PST

Trade Jimmer for Favors
by Jimmered. on Jan 28, 2012 6:39 PM PST

Have to change ur name to Favored
by ElRonToro on Jan 28, 2012 6:41 PM PST


Damn fish
by Slam_Dunk on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM PST

and hayward fries the fish
by Letsgokings13 on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM PST

Salmons is so bad. How does Hayward run right by you?
by Portland’s Cowboy fan on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM PST

Gordon eating fish
by kman949 on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM PST

Lol the announcer pronouced it salmons the fish
by Czar Nickoli on Jan 28, 2012 6:56 PM PST

Finally salmons is out..now if we could just stop hayward that lucky fucker from scoring open 3s, we might not get blown our by the 3rd quarter.
by CousinsEvansDUO on Jan 28, 2012 6:57 PM PST

Fuck you Jazz announcers
Fuck you and your shitty team.
by iashwash on Jan 28, 2012 7:27 PM PST

May the pubes of Sloan rest on your upper lips, you announcing cocks.
by iashwash on Jan 28, 2012 7:32 PM PST


Bench needs some pts
by Pdidd on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM PST

Who’s Bench??
Did we just sign him??
by StevenG on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 PM PST

Earl Watson > Kings.
by VenomySnicket on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 PM PST

IT is the only thing keeping us in this game
Alec burks looks like Michael Jordan.
by Lotusprime on Jan 28, 2012 7:56 PM PST

I love Alec Burks
by Chent on Jan 28, 2012 8:43 PM PST

(Note to Jazz fans in case there’s any confusion: They’re referring to Eric Brooks when they say “Alec Burks.”)


8 points
2 socks, pants, boxers, undershirt, overshirt, hat, watch
AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING COMES OFF FOR EVERY POINT WE MAKE, LET’S GET NAAAAAAAAKED
by iashwash on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM PST

No one would get naked with our O
by SPTSJUNKIE on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM PST

Hat and watch off buddy It’s happening
by iashwash on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM PST

SOCKS NEXT LEt’s DO ITTTTT
by iashwash on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 PM PST

Fuck.
Socks still on.
by iashwash on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 PM PST


even if we lose this game we actually won. fuck the jazz. they got like 15 lucky blocks, they got lucky 20 lucky fouls called. the refs dont call crap for us..thats what won them the game. we deserved a win here so fuck it’
by CousinsEvansDUO on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM PST

Jimmer is a bust
by Jimmered. on Jan 28, 2012 8:17 PM PST

Coming from the guy that’s named “Jimmered”….
by DiegoKing on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM PST

Poor username choice.
He jimmered himself.
by swoosh91 on Jan 28, 2012 8:19 PM PST

Being a Kings fan…
sigh not fair
by CLopez63 on Jan 28, 2012 8:17 PM PST

Could you imagine this team with Kirilenko instead of Salmons
by Widowwolf on Jan 28, 2012 9:33 PM PST

3 Comments leave one →
  1. SurlyMae permalink
    January 29, 2012 11:43 pm

    Those are fantastic!

    • January 30, 2012 12:21 am

      Best opponent game thread of the season by a mile. Also gets the most random comment award for the Sloan’s pubes comment…two words that I’m pretty certain have never been put together before.

  2. Jazzy Girl permalink
    January 30, 2012 12:51 pm

    Haha.
    Most offensive game thread post of the season.

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