Jazzmen-Speak Decoded for White Folks, Old People, and Google Translate Reliants
October 22, 2011
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- Long live the TRUE emperor, Jerry Sloan.
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5/11 -- DRAFT WORKOUT5/21 -- NBA DRAFT LOTTERY5/29 -- SIDNEY LOWE TAX EVASION COURT DATEBEFORE 6/8 -- JUMBOTRON UPDATE (announced 6/17)6/11 - 6/13 FREE AGENT MINI-CAMP6/27 -- NBA DRAFT7/7 - 7/12 ORLANDO SUMMER LEAGUE7/22 - 7/25 TEAM USA MINI-CAMP (FAVORS/HAYWARD)7/31 SIDNEY LOWE'S RESCHEDULED TAX EVASION COURT DATE9/8 -- JOHN STOCKTON INDUCTS GARY PAYTON INTO THE NAISMITH HALL OF FAME9/30 (est) -- MEDIA DAY10/1 - 10/4 (est) -- TRAINING CAMP10/5 (est) -- PUBLIC SCRIMMAGE10/8 (est) -- PRE-SEASON10/2 -- JOHN STOCKTON'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY RELEASED?? -- 2013-2014 SEASON STARTS[ S E A R C H]
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* S H ! T L I S T *
1. New School 2. Mark Jackson 3. Jackpotters
in positions of power. 4. Portland Trailblazers
Offer sheets + Injury Tsunami = Karma. 5. Mark Jackson again
Because he sucks. 6. ESPN and TNT
Late games. 'Nuff said. 7. Carmelo Anthony
Grown ass man; whiny lil biatch. 8. David Stern's Hype Machine[ T A G S ]
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I love that this conversation took place on Twitter, and not through text or some other less public venue. Thank you Twitter:)
Awesome analysis, Moni. Keep up the good work.
Love this. Next I would like to see it decoded for spy-speak. “If you wanna slide through there for a couple of days you can stay at my place with the other guys…” There’s got to be some undacova brutha work going on there, no?