vs. hou: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

[conversation between rxmike12 and Rockets fans about education, sex with each other's mothers, how Utah must have no black people because one guy has seen no black people since moving to Nebraska and all those states up north are the same, and a poor Rockets fan's unimpressive 3.4".]

Gordon Hayword
needs to get some sun. He’s sooo pale. I cant tell where his jersey stops and his arms begin
by fanoflosingteams on Feb 3, 2011 10:16 AM CST

Me: The team with Chase Budinger is calling our players too pale. The snow is calling out the milk for being too white.

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[Background: Every since the last time the Jazz played the Rockets, a certain number of Dream Shakers have been publicly planning to troll SLC Dunk on this day.]

So, seeing as I wasn’t here for the very opening,
did three of our guys get pre-emptivly banned from the Jazz?
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Feb 3, 2011 10:39 AM CST

Yes.
Me, BD, and Res did.
by bone31crusher on Feb 3, 2011 10:39 AM CST

I’m mad
It was going to be so fun.
by ressaliance_00 on Feb 3, 2011 10:41 AM CST

Could have been smarter about it.
by Basketball John on Feb 3, 2011 11:44 AM CST

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I heard that D-will hurt his wrist…
while jacking off AK47.
by Gphelps on Feb 3, 2011 11:35 AM CST

But that doesn’t explain how AK hurt his ankle…

i would rather cheer on a back alley abortion than support the jazz
by Gphelps on Feb 3, 2011 11:43 AM CST

Where do you get tickets to that?
HangerHub?
by rxmike12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:44 AM CST

i sell them on stubhub
admission is 15 metal hangers
by Gphelps on Feb 3, 2011 11:45 AM CST

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Brewer tries to get fancy
Fails, then thinks we’re playing football, TACKLE!
by BD34 on Feb 3, 2011 11:52 AM CST

Price
by rxmike12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:53 AM CST

It’s all the same to me.
by BD34 on Feb 3, 2011 11:58 AM CST

Racist.
by rxmike12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:59 AM CST

Fuck white people
by BD34 on Feb 3, 2011 12:00 PM CST

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[This is the "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" section of the thread]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???!!!!!!!!
by bone31crusher on Feb 3, 2011 12:09 PM CST

Fuck!
by Start the Bench on Feb 3, 2011 12:09 PM CST

Unbelievable.
What a joke.
by bone31crusher on Feb 3, 2011 12:10 PM CST

god damnit!!!!
by Gphelps on Feb 3, 2011 12:11 PM CST

This sucks
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Feb 3, 2011 12:13 PM CST

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yes,yes,yes, i will forever hate jazz. go rockets and RA
by Edwin AnDre Johnson Capron on Feb 3, 2011 12:23 PM CST

I know.
How stupid is a Salt Lake? What kind of idiot would want a lake like that? They really should have another kind of lake, since it’s kind of a desert there. You know, fresh water. Only an idiot would want a salt lake in the desert. Can’t believe they did that.
by Xiane on Feb 3, 2011 12:52 PM CST

“Can’t believe they did that.” Yeah. The lake wasn’t there to begin with. Apparently the people of Utah made the lake. You learn something new every day.

Fuck the Utah jazz in their fucking fuckholes
by AllenOU on Feb 3, 2011 1:04 PM CST

I understand everyone is trying to be all sympathetic and what not to the Jazz
Actually, I take it back. I don’t understand.
Fuck the Jazz. What the hell is wrong with all of you.
Their team sucks. Their coach sucks. Their city sucks. Their lake sucks. Everything about them is terrible. They are terrible, terrible, terrible people. They need to be contracted.
No one in Utah even plays jazz. They stole our rowdies. They call themselves Jazz Nation.
I hate Fisher, but they made fun of his daughters eye cancer.
tr;dl the Jazz are terrible
by basketball is cool on Feb 3, 2011 1:23 PM CST

I’ll let TheChuckwagonisrolling, who posted this on the SLC Dunk game thread, close:

And now you have seen the seedy underbelly of TDS. See, we are not just a total blog full of hick, country-bumpkin, racist people. Just a portion of us are
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Feb 3, 2011 1:18 PM CST