vs. min: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: Canis Hoopus.

The thread kicked off with a huge long thread in response to a commenter that was looking for medical advice for the following symptoms:

1. Fecal [body] odor
2. Empty evacuation (often feel like i have to do #2 but can’t)
3. White tongue
4. Extreme bloating
And probably many more I can’t think of right now.
by DarkoMilicic on Jan 29, 2011 10:38 AM CST

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Remember the following comment, because I am coming back to this:

Earl Watson and Ronnie Price…
Out of the five healthy point guards, we have the three best.
by TimAllen on Jan 29, 2011 10:08 AM CST

Man, did we make a mistake hiring Rambis instead of Monty Williams.
by Simitar on Jan 29, 2011 10:32 AM CST

Jonny’s defense now includes
setting screens on his own teammates.
by Mplax on Jan 29, 2011 10:35 AM CST

Wait… is Gordon Hayward in?
by PDGirl on Jan 29, 2011 10:40 AM CST

you mean the boy from james and the giant peach?
then yes
by Love4MVP on Jan 29, 2011 10:41 AM CST

No mention of Jimmer yet, huh?
by PDGirl on Jan 29, 2011 10:50 AM CST

Milsap is saying to Love
I belong in the All Star game, B*tch
by littleboxes on Jan 29, 2011 10:52 AM CST

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Random anecdote:

I was a bartender at a place in Scottsdale that Barkely and his wife, Maureen, would frequent. I’m 6′ 5″, and he was taller than me by about 3 credit cards. Just an athletic freak. Also, a beer pounding freak. On several occasions, I saw the guy put down about a dozen beers in 2 hours, and it didn’t even phase him.
by mutleyil on Jan 29, 2011 11:51 AM CST

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AK showing more smarts than the entire Wolves team
by Airete on Jan 29, 2011 11:22 AM CST

Hey…
We just threw a double team at Al.
RAMBIS LEARNS EVERYONE!!! RAMBIS LEARNS!
by mutleyil on Jan 29, 2011 11:22 AM CST

Why isn’t Love…
Guarding Al? Love stays on the floor extremely well (mainly since he’s gravitationally challenged). That’s the exact type of defender that screws Al’s game.
by mutleyil on Jan 29, 2011 11:24 AM CST

And Millsap
is murdering him.
by Mplax on Jan 29, 2011 11:28 AM CST

And God looked down on the timberwolves and said
Let there be TURNOVERS
by TSAX on Jan 29, 2011 11:35 AM CST

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Is there a single PG in the league…
With worse handles than Jonny? How can you be so short, and have no concept of to dribble the f’ing ball?
by mutleyil on Jan 29, 2011 11:36 AM CST

Jonny off his foot…
AGAIN!!!
by mutleyil on Jan 29, 2011 11:42 AM CST

no no no
It was knocked away…by his foot.
by monkeywolf on Jan 29, 2011 11:42 AM CST

I say we chop them off…
And see if he gets better.
by mutleyil on Jan 29, 2011 11:54 AM CST

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I wish we had a
little Kirlenksta in us…..The man plays hard….I literally almost dose off when I watch Martell Webster, he just doesn’t look like he wants to play….And Brewer looks off tonight.
by srbaseball2003 on Jan 29, 2011 12:07 PM CST

Ellen DeGeneres…
Is really having a good game tonight…
by mutleyil on Jan 29, 2011 12:13 PM CST

Cold…
BLOODED! Damn you Millhouse!
by TSAX on Jan 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST

damn milsap is a wolves assassin
by bsg007 on Jan 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST

I feel like AK..
Always kills the wolves too, he hasn’t been playing well as of late, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t work the wolves everytime they play.
by TSAX on Jan 29, 2011 12:15 PM CST

Milsap is a fine player
Kirlenko and Miles combining for ~50 hurts a bundle.
by Ailuridae on Jan 29, 2011 12:21 PM CST

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How is it we can acquire so many point guards
and still not have one of even backup quality?
by Action on Jan 29, 2011 12:50 PM CST

Remember the comment I was coming back to? Earl changed their minds:

Earl Watson is better than all our PGs
We had our best period of basketball when both Flynn and Luke were out. Coincidence?
by Dominate on Jan 29, 2011 12:53 PM CST

We need one of those guys from the future
To tell us we won’t suck forever.
by fanslaststand on Jan 29, 2011 12:14 PM CST

maybe
that time traveler will also father the eventual savior of the wolves.
it’s worth a shot
by TwinATL on Jan 29, 2011 12:15 PM CST

Bonus reading: A 6-comment thread about the Koof.