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@hou: Opponent Game Thread Highlights

January 9, 2011
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Today’s Opponent Game Thread host: The Dream Shake.

From their game preview:

I hate the Utah Jazz. I hate them I hate them I hate them. Since the beginning of man, the Jazz have been tools…I hate the Jazz like I hate the Nazis, baby-snatchers, and rapists. I hate Jazz fans like I hate cancer.

Been looking forward to this game all day.
I’ve been helping my brother move the past 8 hours, so nothing would be as nice as a Rockets victory over the jazzholes.
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 9:37 AM CST

The fans over there (SLC Dunk)
hate us. Good.
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 9:44 AM CST

Dear ressailance_00: We don’t hate you. I’m sorry, but Jazz-hating Rockets fans fail to register on our radar.

Don’t say that
you’ll just make me want to wander over there and start a s*it storm of trolling.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 9:46 AM CST

Hating Utah is a tradition.
A good father teaches his son such things.
by Barragan on Jan 9, 2011 10:28 AM CST

It’s our only real rivalry.
by .Bonzo on Jan 9, 2011 10:29 AM CST

Not a rivalry if it’s one-sided. Sorry.


A kid–I have to assume he’s a kid–that lists the Jazz as his favorite NBA team but has never posted at SLC Dunk joins the thread to troll. I do not approve. His comments evoke responses such as:

Jeez do you guys not use the reply button in Utah?
The same way you don’t use emotions or deodorant
by .Bonzo on Jan 9, 2011 11:17 AM CST

I can’t imagine how hard it is to be a Jazz fan.
All the mormons bitching about having ZERO rings.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 1:01 PM CST


If I don’t see me some T-Willy
I’m gonna punch Adelman in his Wee Willy…
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:23 AM CST

I think he’s on the inactive list today
by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Jan 9, 2011 11:28 AM CST

aw shit
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 11:43 AM CST

Ya know what’s awesome regardless of the outcome of the game?
We don’t live in Utah.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:45 AM CST 1 recs

REC’D!
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 11:48 AM CST

Jordan Hill
For a 4 point play. Then he’ll punch Jefferson square in the dick.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:46 AM CST


Deron looks beat up
by Start the Bench on Jan 9, 2011 11:54 AM CST

Happens when his fat ass
doesn’t get his call.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 11:55 AM CST

Overtime?
What the fuck is going on?
by .Bonzo on Jan 9, 2011 11:55 AM CST

Is scola the league’s worst defender?
by patrickharrel on Jan 9, 2011 12:02 PM CST

That would be Martin
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:02 PM CST

Fuck you Millsap
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:04 PM CST

We’re done….Milsap does it again….
by inquisitiveman on Jan 9, 2011 12:04 PM CST

just stupid stupid rick, no defensive change even when millsap was killing us. We deserve to lose. This team deserves to be blown up.
by RoxBeliever on Jan 9, 2011 12:06 PM CST

Jesus
Scola sucks.
by patrickharrel on Jan 9, 2011 12:06 PM CST

great, rockets, keep embarrassing yourselves
by RoxBeliever on Jan 9, 2011 12:13 PM CST

[rageboy pic]


I still think I wanna pop over to SLC
and troll, nothing induces rage like talking as though we won when we lost.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 12:31 PM CST

I’ll join you if you really want to.
This will make us look better, planning it out.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:32 PM CST

Damn it
they have a waiting period to post…
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 12:35 PM CST

Yea, I’m seeing a one day thing
When do we play em’ next? We can have a go of it over there next time.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 12:37 PM CST

Marks my calendar
by rxmike12 on Jan 9, 2011 12:39 PM CST

At this point, because we have a fourth person, we should organize this.
Tom will come out and tell us to stop soon enough.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:41 PM CST

From the looks of it
rxmike12 is a Jazz fan. So it’s just the three of us so far.
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:42 PM CST

I’m just waiting for the trolls…
Don’t fracture a foot on the way over
by rxmike12 on Jan 9, 2011 12:42 PM CST 5 recs

Haha,
nice.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:43 PM CST

We gave this guy 2 recs.
We have no loyalty to our team.
by bone31crusher on Jan 9, 2011 12:44 PM CST

Actually that’s 5 recs.

If anyone wants contact info, I can toss together a quick e-mail
and toss out an IM or facebook if y’all wanna shoot the breeze sometime. It’s easier to explain the easiest ways to troll without being a obvious moron about it.
by BD34 on Jan 9, 2011 1:08 PM CST

So let’s just nail this down
BD34, bone31crusher, and myself, on February the 18th of two thousand and eleven are going to SLC Dunk to troll our faces off and get banned. I say we troll before the game starts, during the game, and after the game-win or lose-just to see how long we last. Sounds good all?
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 9, 2011 12:57 PM CST

The funny thing is, this was all planned around someone saying that the Jazz and Rockets next play each other on February 18th. They, in fact, do not. In the meantime, stay classy Rockets fans.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. shandonfan permalink
    January 10, 2011 2:38 am

    One of those recs for rxmike was totally from me. That comment was full of win.

  2. RRR permalink
    January 10, 2011 7:16 am

    That site really gits going and then continues like the energizer bunny!

    Game ends, dunk fans are gone in 2-5 posts, those guys were still running it for two hours after the game!

    I did post a pic and congratulated them for kicking our butts for three quarters, but when ya run out of gas with an OT still ahead, walkin aint gonna git it done. Millsap got a pit stop and refuel and basically blew their doors off!

    As for the hating comment, that was very much a stupid thing to say, most Utah fans are not haters. I would welcome any other team to join our threads and prove it to themselves we don’t hate. Yes we will poke you in your good eye, but not hatefully! :)

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