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Game 23: M.I.A. vs. MIA

December 9, 2010

HAIKU-cap

Harsh, strident disc(h)ords
Discernibly rhythmless
Wailing Jazz fan blues

PHWEET! Phweet phweet phweet PHWEEEEEEEET!
Joey needs it to be known
[singsong] Crawford in da house!

Insult to inj’ry
A.K. strained quad, Bell strained groin…
TIME TO FLIP THE SWITCH.

Unintentional Dirty Quote Machines of the Night
** Jerry Sloan, pre-game: You start in the 5th grade to try to teach kids that. Sometimes we have a tendency not to be able to come off our man. We say, “Well, I don’t want my man to score,” and that’s a selfish attitude.

Unintentional Dirty Dialogue Machines of the Night
** Boler: Big Al! Bangin hard! Matty: That’s what I like to see from Big Al, working down low.
** Matty: They’re not going to let Deron get off in this half. Boler: They’ve taken the head of the snake away.


For the record, Jerry has worn three different purple ties this season so far. The one he wore tonight was a repeat (it’s the one pictured below), and our record with it is 0-2.

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