David Stern’s Frolicking Foray with Dress-Up Barbie
David Stern apparently wants to create an NBA coach that can draw in a demographic that the league has historically been unable to reel in: Girls Ages 8-12. He has designated Scott Brooks as that guy. Unfortunately, Brooks is 45 years old and a Bieber haircut and a mess of bangles and friendship bracelets aren’t going to do the trick.
Poor Byron Scott and Doug Collins. They got the leftover clothes that didn’t fit on nobody else. Scott got the high-waisted “mom jeans” khakis and one of Craig Sager’s old sports coats, while Collins was thrown into a 7-footer’s jacket and a plaid tie that is six months out of date.