Carlos Boozer and the Utah Jazz: “It’s Complicated”
July 1, 2010, aka the start of the most overhyped Free Agency Off-Season in NBA history, is within hours of being upon us. To garner insight into Carlos Boozer’s plans, we go straight to the only place there is to go in today’s world–his Facebook:
So what exactly were we able to learn from this exercise? 1) The Miami Heat’s desperation to keep D-Wade (check out the team’s avatar) is kinda sad; 2) Cavaliers fans are, as a group, not very forgiving (see below), which LBJ might want to keep in mind since he can’t seem to bear the thought of anyone not liking him or thinking he’s the greatest; 3) With Memo out for a while, Boozer will have to direct his yelling at some other teammate.
*With the exception of “No State Taxes in FL,” all of the groups listed under “Other” do exist:
–The Carlos Boozer Stare: 26 people like this.
–Carlos Boozer To Denver!!!: 12 people like this.
–Make Carlos Boozer an OKC Thunder: 14 people like this.
–Bring Carlos Boozer To The Orlando Magic: 3 people like this.
–Carlos Boozer Forever!!!!!: 36 members
–Carlos Boozer: Man or Beast?: 98 members
–Carlos Boozer For MVP: 34 members
–Keep Carlos Boozer in Utah!: 55 members
–Carlos Boozer stay in Utah and keep yelling “AND ONE!!” after every bucket.: 127 members
–Carlos Boozer Fan Club: 5 members
–The “No, Millsap is NOT better than Boozer” Group: 14 members
–Cleveland Fans: When Carlos Boozer returns to CLE, Don’t Boo him!: 1 member
–DWYANE WADE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: 17 members
–DUKE is better than UNC!: 240 members
–Duke > UNC: At least 10 groups by this name; the biggest one has 104 members
–I bet Duke can get 10,000 fans before UNC and NC State: 320 people like this.
–i bet duke can get 500,000 fans before unc: 104 people like this.
–I bet I can find 100,000 people who love Duke and hate UNC: 146 people like this.
–Overworked and Underpaid….I need a raise: 437 people like this.