Boozer can’t win this smack-conversation. Nobody will ever be able to top being called “Bad Porn.” Perhaps the greatest nickname ever. Maybe even better than Magic.
Back in high school, there was this dude that hung around my friends, but we didn’t really liked him as much. So we started calling him “Porn Star.” The problem was he liked the nickname. So we modified it to BIPS (Bestiality Incest Porn Star). He didn’t like that as much.
But Bad Porn is better. I wish I had thought it up way back then.
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Boozer can’t win this smack-conversation. Nobody will ever be able to top being called “Bad Porn.” Perhaps the greatest nickname ever. Maybe even better than Magic.
Back in high school, there was this dude that hung around my friends, but we didn’t really liked him as much. So we started calling him “Porn Star.” The problem was he liked the nickname. So we modified it to BIPS (Bestiality Incest Porn Star). He didn’t like that as much.
But Bad Porn is better. I wish I had thought it up way back then.
LOL at you guys letting him know that you were calling him “porn star,” and him liking it a whole lot.