Russia vs. Iran: Commentator Fail
August 10, 2008
Was only able to catch the 2nd quarter of the Russia-Iran game this morning before I had to go out.
Therefore, only have three nuggets of Chinese commentator wisdom to share:
1) AK’s points keep going up when he scores.
2) Commentator 1: [talking about Keyru] He changed his name. I can’t remember his name. All black people look alike anyway.
Commentator 2: [laughs awkwardly]
Commentator 1: [now trying to save himself] Well, black people think that we all look alike too.
3) Commentator 1: The Iranian national team members are all very young. Their center was born in 1985. They all look very old. In fact, they all look older than me! [chortle chortle]