Being a fan is like going through menopause

I have a pretty good idea of what menopause feels like.

The J (still one minute remaining in the game) sucked through most of the first half.

Deep in the depths of whatever is down there.

Then they go on the run at the end of the third quarter.

Whoo hoo! The world is rosy.

Then they start sucking again to start the fourth.

Plunging to new lows (body goes cold).

Then Okur hits two threes.

Elation! (Hot flashes)

Then he hits a third.

Chest starts hurting.

Man…

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